peppa is in horrific screeching need of education because she never graduated preschool and has the iq of 1
"lol by hot mama im going to schoolz xd" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as she applied her hourly slobber to her pulsating wound on her big toe
"ok" said lady gigabyte as she nuzzled peppas smelly caveman chest hair.
peppa transformed into a flesh blob and began to violently roll down the street to her crusty dusty highschool that is within kmart
math class is her first block. everyone is ugly "lol u smelly monkeys im going to fry all of ur bodies like grilled sirloin xd" said the tiny saggy little pig baby. she sprayed OFF bug spray on the teacher.
class has commenced
"lol fuglies 1+1=2" growled the horrifically ugly math teacher. peppa did not understand! she smiled in agony.
"no! horrible math." gurgled the tiny saggy little pig baby as her scrumptious british accent awed every hairless rat that stood near her.
the teacher crawled on its ikea desk and screeched. "bye misbehaving baboons lolzor!!1!1!1one!!" it eats the children and their uncomplete moldy homework while it burned their remains at the stake.
peppa has an A+ in math.
lady gaga bought a nipple ring
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lady gaga x peppa pig
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