lady gaga x peppa pig

commitment

"sweet love" said the tiny saggy little pig child "yes" said lady gaga "u r beautiful" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "um my love nuggets that is getting old" said lady gaga "what r u sayin now lovely positive nectar" said the tiny saggy little pig child "well ahem if i may be honest to u i counted 688909888847511 times u said that 2 me" said lady gaga

peppa was dramatically staring into lady gas eyes

"no"

then peppa shanked lady gaga in the thigh and donated her precious blood "i will share this gift w/ u, my love" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

lady gas grew another head and licked the tears off of peppa's face "thank u" said lady gaga "my pleasure lol!!1" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "can i borrow ur computer i need internet explorer" said pepa romantically "yes" said lady gags

peppa winked at lady gaga as she opened her computer "wait" said lady gaga "no" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

"what is this" said peppa pig. peppa was crying. "how to whip" read the computer screen

"i can explain" said lady gaga "no my love, there is no going back" said peppa

peppa pig hissed at lady gaga as she punched her through the window into a pool of rabbit hair?

"lettuce begin" said pepa

lady gaga screamed while flaunting her beautiful bloodshot eyes "im comin 4 u lol" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

peppa crawled out the window onto the roof and began violently throwing hair at lady gaga "my love pls" said lady gags "u know how i feel about the whipping" cried peppa as she pooted sadly "no! im reporting u" said lady gaga as she threw a basketball at the garage 

pepa kicked lady gas in the eye "no" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "ok" said lady gags

lady gaga slapped her b00ty. "thanks teehee u cutie rawr" said peppa pig "ur making my feet tingle xd!!" said lady gas "impress me" said pepa a little angrily

lady gags squatted to the floor and did the dance of her people

"complete it" said pepa "ok." said lady gags

lady gaga removed her special toe and placed it delicately onto peppa pigs eye

"good" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

lady gags aggressively rammed her face into the tiny saggy little pig babys eye

"affection in your general direction" said lady gas

they celebrated easter together