lady gaga x peppa pig

vacation

peppa pig was reciting her opera 

lady gaga crawled out of the vent and licked peppas heel

"good morning my sweet sweet grease pickle" said lady gas. peppa scrunched up her nose and spit acid into lady gaga's eyebrow "yes, let us begin" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "ok" said lady gas

peppa pigs eyes shrunk and she grew a new tooth "good" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as lady gags inhaled the delicious fumes emitting from peppa's shoulder

lady gaga drop kicked peppa while chanting good rituals in her ear

"thank u" said peppa as she winked seductively "np lol!!1" said lady gas as she slapped her knee in horrible agony "what is wrong" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "it is time" said lady gas "i see" said the tiny saggy little pig baby

it was the time of vacation

peppa pig packed her bags "remember" said lady gaga in her hot voice "yes of course" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as she packed the special finger

lady gaga posed and tickled peppa's forehead "u always make me proud" screeched lady gas. peppa pig giggled

"i am ready" said the tiny saggy little pig baby. peppa pig slithered into the trash can and rolled out their expensive door from ikea

lady gas slipped into those slick one direction skinny jeans and grew a third foot "hot" whispered lady gaga as she waltzed out the door in an aggressive manner "that is intimidating" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "yes" said lady gas

peppa pig threw up into the plane and gracefully hissed at the pilot with her striking nostrils "take off time" hissed the tiny saggy little pig baby "wait" said lady gags "no" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "wait" said lady gas "ok" said peppa "this is not fresh" said lady gaga. PEPPA WAS HORRIFIED!!11 "whAT" screamed peppa pig "yes" said lady gaga

peppa pig screeched and flew out the window

it was hawaii

"wow, so beautiful" said lady gas "correct" said the tiny saggy pig baby a little seductively

"hi lol" said the majestic stranger "omg xd!!11 u r funy." said lady gags. peppa's ear shrunk "stop" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "yes" said lady gaga "why r u here" said lady gaga "singing lessons" said JACOB SARTORIOUS "help" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "let us begin" said jacob citrus as he slapped the fly

the fly is dead

jacob began to shriek and play tennis at the same time "why" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "why are you singing" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "sweatshirt" said jabco "what" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "i am confused" said the tiny saggy little pig baby with horrible anger

peppa pig began to sporadically kick jacob citrus in his left eye

"ok" said jabco "hot" whispered lady gas

jacob is gone