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"no" said lady gas

peppa pigs eyes shrunk into her skull as she sensually smirked in her general direction

"wink" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "wowza, you diddly darn bamboozled me there my love" said lady gags as she began to violently regurgitate the special pasta "good" said the tiny saggy little pig baby. peppa grew a third eye on her shin as she grew 39.999 hairs on the right side of her chin 

"pasta" sensually whispers the tiny saggy little pig baby "of course" said lady gaga as she winked with her third eye. the pasta vigorously burrowed into peppa's ear and they begun their feasting ritual

"xd that ticules lolz!!1111" said pEppa

the noodle stroked its soft hand against the rim of lady gaga's special tooth "thank you" said lady gaga "ok" said the noodle 

peppa pig began to forcefully scream into the noodles ear. "that's pretty robust" said the noodle "no" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as she cut the noodle with her limited edition hello kitty butter knife

lady gas began to ooze the tears of her fallen victims as she self imploded in the middle of the kitchen "why"

the remains of noodle squirmed inside of their ugly macbook computer and began to endlessly search musical.ly tutorials on internet explorer "it has risen" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as her children violently beat the macbook to dust with a trash can

what have i done ;-)

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