lady gaga x peppa pig

peppa pig x lady gaga in: taking Manhattan

pepa pig drank the lemon juice and ran out of her house "lol bye" she threw a grenade into the house and started to thrive in a moldy motel

"hi i want to sleep" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "ok." said the hobo at the desk "do u know where i can become president forever?" said pepe peg. "no." said the hobo at the desk "yes" said the hobo at the desk "tell me or die" said the tiny saggy little pig baby a little angrily. the hobo went up close and whispered "manhattan" with his minty breath. peppa pig slapped his booty and gave him 20 dollars. "good job u will live another day" said the tiny saggy little pig baby and her strangely british accent. pepa put on her eyeliner and packed her AK-47 and went rogue in the hood.

"where is manhattan my good child" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "over there" said the moderately attractive stranger as he pointed to the left "ok" said the tiny saggy little pig baby. pepa blasted her favorite 1D song and she praised her harry shrine "time to move" said the tiny saggy little pig baby with a hot boy band smirk on her farm animal face

peppa pig grew more legs and crawled out the window while eating the flesh of her enemies when she spotted a hot stranger "oh heck" said the tiny saggy little pig baby as she grew a second head

"hi i am princess of darkness want a blood sacrafice? said katy perry "yes." said the tiny saggy little pig baby. they harvested turtle organs and danced over the corpse "lol im taking manhattan wona help?" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "um no i own manhattan" said katy perry and peppa started to shank her "ow no stop u cut me on that edge" said katy "im sorry but it needs 2 b done" and pepa pig stole her arm and left

she took over manhattan and it rained pickles as pepa pig freed mickey mouse from disney land "be free" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "ok" said mickey. pepa pig teleported to her secret lab and created a cure for every diasese "lol at least ill go to heaven now" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "no! stop, u cant take over manhattan!" shouted a beautiful opera voice "dont tell me wot 2 do! ur not m0m" said the tiny saggy little pig baby and she turned around "lady gags?" cried the tiny saggy little pig baby.

lady gas did her mating call and peppa pigs foot got dissolved into lady gags sweet fresh flesh. "i am sorrs. will u forgive me?" said the tiny saggy little pig baby "yes u r hot les date pls?' said lady gas and she cried pepto bismol.

pepa and lady gas romantically licked eachothers eyes and went on a date to mcdonalds

manhattan died. plot twist