Naruto and Naruko [ON HOLD]

The Bells part 2

"Class clowns are usually the weakest links you can safely ignore them--lowest score, losers," Kakashi~Senpai said, making Naruto growl. "When I say start, you can begin." Naruto pulled a kunai out and ran towards Kakashi~Senpai, but before he could even reach him, senpai had Naruto's kunai behind his head.

"Aish, Naruto~kun," I said, shaking my head.

"Don't be in such a rush. I didn't say start yet," Senpai said

'He's so fast, I didn't even see it.' Sakura thought

'So this is a jounin.' Sasuke thought.

"But you came at me with the full intention of beating me, so how can I say this? I'm actually starting to like you guys." Kakashi said laughing and letting go of Naruto. "Get ready....start!!" All three of us scattered. I hid in a tree and took note of where everyone else was hiding. The only problem was Naruto was not hiding at all. 

"You and me! Right now! Fair and square!" Naruto yelled, drawing my attention to him and Kakashi.

'That baka.' Sasuke thought

"You know, compared to the others, you're a bit weird," Senpai said. 

"Oh yeah? The only thing that's weird is your haircut." Naruto~kun said, charging at Kakashi. When Senpai dug into his ninja pouch, Naruto stopped in his tracks.

"Let me teach you...your first Ninjutsu skill! Taijutsu, the art of the trained body!" Kakashi~Senpai said.

'The trained body? Isn't that like...hand-to-hand combat...then why...is he reaching for a weapon??' Naruto thought

I watched as Kaka~senpai pulled out his favorite book, make-out Paradise, from his tool pack. I had to cover my mouth to stop myself from laughing...he really brings that book with him everywhere, doesn't he?

"Is something wrong? I thought you were coming for me." Kaka~senpai said

"But... you...I mean, I...I mean...why are you...that's a book!" Naruto said confused

"Of course, it's a book. I've been dying to find out how it ends. Carry on....this shouldn't make a difference in the outcome, considering who I'm up against." Kakashi answered, opening Make-out Paradise.

"I'm totally gonna kick your ass!!" Naruto yelled, pulling up his sleeve and running at Senpai. Naruto threw a punch that Kakashi easily caught and threw aside. Naruto kicked him, but Kakashi ducked easily, dogging it. "Agh, that's it!!" Naruto charged at Kakashi from the side, but he just disappeared and reappeared right behind Naruto.

"Showing your back to the enemy so many times is very poor ninjutsu...dunce." Kaka~senpai said, making the hand sign of 'fire.'

'His hand position is that the tiger seal?! But he couldn't be it's much too advanced of a technique to use against Naruto!!' Sakura though

'Impossible....he's making the sign of flames....that dammed teacher wasn't just running around..' Sasuke thought.

"Naruto!! Get out of there; you'll be killed!!" Sakura yelled, revealing her hiding place..ah so careless.

"What?" Naruto looked toward Sakura, confused.

"Too late." Kakashi pulled his hands back with a gleam in his eyes. "Konohagakure Village's most secret and most sacred technique!! ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!" Kaka~senpai stabbed Naruto~kun in the butt with his fingers.