Give It All Up For Me

Hair-gel Thief

Blaine: What the hell?!

Jeff quickly ran into Blaine's dorm, panting. 

Jeff: What happened? Are you hurt? Who's dead?

Blaine: SOMEONE STOLE MY HAIR GEL!!!!!

Jeff gave him a look that said, "Are You Fuckng Kidding Me?"

Blaine: What?

Jeff: Then buy more?

Blaine just stared at him.

Jeff: What?

Blaine: Are you stupid? With what money?

Jeff had a straight face, not knowing what to say.

Jeff: I'm gonna go back and finish reading.

Blaine: You are no help.

Jeff: Good Night Blaine.

Blaine: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Jeff closed the door and left Blaine alone in his dorm.

Blaine: Now, let's see if Mr. Theify here left any clues.

He looked around his whole room, under the bed, in the drawers, behind the closet, and in his bookbag.

Blaine: Maybe there's a clue in the bathroom....

He turned around and opened the door. He decided to look in the cabinet first since that's where he kept his hair gel. 

Nothing.

Blaine: Hmmm......

He looked behind the toilet.

Blaine: Oh lookie, I spy with my little eye, a clue, something that is blue!

He picked up a blue cell phone.

Blaine: Not so smart now, are we?

He turned the phone over and it had the words, "Lima Heights Bitch~ Santana".

Blaine: So, a girl name Santana took my gel. Why does that name sound familiar?

Blaine scrolled through the contacts and found Kurt's name.

Blaine: Oh lookie, hairspray's got a friend. Let's see if you have been "talking" recently.

He looked through Santana's text messages and saw her last one~

To Kurt: I got his hair gel, hurry up and give them da tickets, teachers gonna wonder y I have 7 jars of hair gel.

Blaine: Found the criminal, so the ticket thing was just a distraction. Hmm..... smart but not smart enough. He thinks he can get away. Ha! Let's see you get away with no legs. Okay maybe that's a bit too far.... Oh whatever, I'll decide what to do later. Right now I'm gonna go take that shower.

*At Kurt's House*

Kurt: You WHAT???!!?!

Santana: I dropped my phone at Blaine's....

Kurt: Oh this is bad. Bad. No that's not the word. Horrible. Yes that's it. Horrible. THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!

Santana: Sorry.....

Kurt: How exactly did you lose it?

Santana: Well....

*FLASHBACK*

Santana: And send! Now let's get outta here.

Santana quickly picked up the 7 jars of hair gel, but dropped some. Along with her phone....

She picked up the 3 jars that fell and ran out the dorm. She was only at the staircase when she notice an empty feeling in her pocket. She quickly felt her left pocket.

Nothing.

Her right pocket. Again nothing. 

Santana: Oh shit, I left my phone at his dorm! I think I still have time to get it.

She started to go back to Blaine's dorm, but she paused when she heard footsteps.

???: Did you hear something Ethan?

Ethan: Yeah, I think it was from Blaine's room.

???: That's strange, I thought he was in the common room, last I heard he said he was showing a video in there.

Ethan: Same. 

???: Maybe someone's stealing something in there.

Ethan: That's stupid Ricky.

Ricky: Yeah, you're probably right. It was just probably Nick or some other guy pulling a prank. Besides they would have to get passed the gate and teachers.

Ethan: Exactly. Now what were we doing?

Ricky: Just heading up the stairs and to the library.

Santana frozed. She had two choices.

1. Go back and get her cell phone. Then get caught, because obviously she is not a guy.

Or...

2. Run up the stairs and out to the gate, And wait for Kurt there, leaving her phone behind.....

Ethan: Let's get going then.

They were a few feet away.

Santana: Choice 2 it is then.

And with that thought, she ran up the stairs, through the hallway, and out the door. She waited for Kurt at the gate. She knew she would have to pay for this later.