Give It All Up For Me

Sexy

*At Dalton Academy*

Wes: Wait, what did you guys do?

Blaine: Just a harmless prank....

Wes: So no one got hurt?

Blaine: Well no one died, yet anyway.

Wes: What is wrong with you?

Blaine: Hey! That could have been you...

Wes: What??!!?!

Justin looked down avoiding Wes's eyes.

Blaine: Justin wanted to pull a prank on you, but I decided against it and dragged him to else where.

Wes: Ughh... you guys give me a headache, all three of you.

He massaged his temples for emphasis. 

Blaine: It was only the two of us.

Nick: Yeah! I didn't do anything this time!

Wes: I know but I meant in general.

Blaine tried to keep a straight face, trying not to laugh.

David: What is it that you guys did to Kurt?

Blaine: Well.... Let's just show them, get the video camera Justin! 

Nick, Wes, David, Jeff: YOU GUYS VIDEO TAPED IT??!!?!!

Blaine: Of course we did, it's funnier that way.

Nick: Whatever just play it...

Blaine: Okay, but you asked for it.

Blaine gave an evil smirk.

*At Mckinly*

Kurt: So you'll help me?

Santana: Of course I will, and I already have the perfect plan.

Kurt: Do tell.

Santana: Well, first we take all his hair gel, that wasn't my first plan, but imagine the look on his face.

Kurt: Perfect. And what's the second part?

Santana: You said he's gay right?

Kurt: Yeah, why?

Santana: We make him fall for you.

Kurt: What?! No. No!

Santana: Think about it. We take his heart, and smash it into a million pieces.

Kurt: That's a little too devious...

Santana: Fine, we'll just make him like you, and you'll "fall" for someone else.

Kurt: Well.... I guess that could work.

Santana: Great! Okay, let's go and sexify you!

Kurt: Wait! What?

Santana: We're gonna make you so sexy, that he won't be able to resist you!

Kurt: But- 

Santana: Butts are for sitting, now let's go!

And with that said, Santana grabbed Kurt's hand and dragged him to the mall.

*Kurt's thoughts*

" She doesn't think I'm sexy? Well, I do have the sex appeal of a penguin..... I hope this plan works, I'm tired of people always picking on me. I just want it to stop. If the football players, hockey players, or David Karofsky won't stop, at least I can make Blaine stop before it's too late."

So my best-friend wrote this chapter.... /: I was busy.. I'm sorry!