| Dirty Pickup Lines |

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C A M E R O N - "I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."

A A R O N - "You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand."

J A C K G - "Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants."

J A C K J - "My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?"

N A S H - "I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what do you say we tie it up for the night?"

H A Y E S - "Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin."

T A Y L O R - "I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!"

S H A W N - "Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

M A T T - "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."

C A R T E R - "My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?"

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I tried to not make them super dirty, I hope I succeeded. Thank you to the person who requested this, you know who you are.

- M o e

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