| Cheesy Pickup Lines |

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C A R T E R - "Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet."

M A T T - "It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you."

S H A W N - "When God made you, he was showing off."

H A Y E S - "If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous."

T A Y L O R - "If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created."

N A S H - "Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem."

J A C K J - "Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle."

J A C K G - "Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!"

A A R O N - "Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else."

C A M E R O N - "If you were a laser you would be set on stunning."

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