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Dean x Reader x Sam[Uri](Supernatural) - Would You Stop Arguing For Two Seconds?

(my friend and life saver MikhaelaDustin suggested this to me, so dedicate this mess to her.)

I sat down in a huff, being a ___(small time job) is harder than it looks. Sure I had my another job, hunting the supernatural, but you rarely got paid for that! Just so my friends and partners, Sam and Dean Winchester, didn't have to open more fake credit card accounts. I took up this little job, it's pays decently despite that the boys keep pulling me from work to go help them with simple jobs.

"Uri, can you come here please? You have some visitors." My co-worker, [r/n] called out from the front making me sigh. I know how it is, the boys usually come in arguing about whether or not I should come with them. I walked out and sure enough, Dean and Sam were fighting like twelve year olds. It's the fourth time this month!

"Can you guy not argue for two seconds! I'm coming, I need to work if you're going to eat regular food on a daily basis. Now go do what you have to do, and if it's so bad, just call Cas or even Gabe! " I spun around, but before I could get to work. Sam lifted me off the ground and walked out while Dean explained that I was going to be right back.

"Just let us explain, okay?" Sam pleaded with his puppy eyes, the shit heads knew I couldn't resist Sam's puppy eyes. I rolled my eyes, crossed my arm and leaned against Baby.

"This better be good, or I'm not buying any pie, salad, or beer when I get groceries on Thursday." They looked at each other then to me. Something is definitely up.

"Listen, um we weren't fighting because of hunt. It's about... How do I put this?" Sam stuttered out, making me concerned. Sam gets like only when it's either so awkward or weird to talk about.

"They both like you more than a friend and want you to decide between them!" I jumped and looked in the direction of the voice. I sighed and flipped Gabriel the bird.

"Piss off , Dick Van-wait what?! Is that true?" I stared at the boys with wide eyes in utter shock.

"Make your choice, Uri." Gabe shouted from his spot in the car.

If you choose the Squirrel:

"Dean." I finally spoke after an awkward moment between the three of us. He immediately smiled, swallowed me in a hug, and kissed me multiple times. Sam just smiled awkwardly, accepting my decision.

"Now I have to get to work. I'll see you boys later." I walked back inside with a large grin, [r/n] raised an eyebrow but didn't question me.

If you choose the Moose:

"Sam, come 'ere." He smiled and pulled me off my feet in a hug. Dean patted his shoulder and joined Gabe in the car. Sam set me down and caressed my face as he kissed me.

"I have to work, Sam. I'll see you soon, okay?" I walked inside with a red face and a small smile. [r/n] just smiled.

"Get some, Uri!"

"Piss off!"

If you choose neither:

I smiled sadly, looking up at the two.

"I'm sorry but with Dean's reputation and Sam's history of relationships. I can't, and I actually already have someone."

"Damn right you do." ____(random SP character) piped up, appearing at my side. I hugged them and looked up at the boys.

"We're still family, that's what matters. Now I have to work. I'll get you boys some food on my way back okay?" I walked inside and went back to work. [r/n] giving me a confused look that I just waved off.

Next: probably something homestuck

(This was harder than I thought. Anyway, thank you guys so for 120 views! That is awesome!)