Fandom One-Shots

US!Papyrus x Human!Reader[Indy](Undertale AU)- Snoozing Date-mate

(*walks in like I wasn't gone for two months, and wearing a doctor's coat* Well, hello Reader. The results are in and I'm sorry to say that you have Narcolepsy. Narcoleptic people often fall asleep at random, and don't remember falling asleep. Have fun visiting the bone-bros!)

"Papyrus! Your human friend is here and has fallen asleep! Can you help getting them to the couch?" A short sigh was heard and smoker bones was helping Sans get Indy onto their beaten old couch. Due to there being no muscles for them to use in supporting you, they as in Papyrus, used magic to set you down.

"Papyrus... Why does Indy fall asleep randomly? They even fell asleep at Muffet's and face planted into their food!" Papyrus lifted the human's legs, sat down, and rested them in his femurs. Since Sans forbade that he smoke in their house he put a sucker stick between his teeth and leaned back.

"Indy was born with a human disease called 'Narcolepsy', its where humans will fall asleep randomly and not remember doing it, ya get it? They'll wake up and completely ignore that fact, but it what happens. Indy's a complete lazy bones like I am." Papyrus snorted at his joke while Sans just deadpaned, and went off to his room muttering about how that was the lamest pun ever.

"That was a bone dry pun, Pap. You should try to liven up a little." The throaty, just-awoken voice of Indy called out, earning a laugh from Sans, and a scoff from Papyrus. They also chuckled, got up their position, and threw an arm around their laid-back monster friend.

"You called me over, Pap. What's heavy on your cranium that you needed me for?" The taller skeleton was silent until he just got up, threw his sucker stick away, and walked towards the door.

"Take a walk with me, human. Let's go to Muffet's." And stepped outside, Indy hopping up and exiting the house. Fireden was hot as ever, but once inside Muffet's it was an comfy, almost home-like warmth.

It made the human smile, which in-turn made Pap's eternal smile widen. Seeing his friend content and happy made his soul feel light, something that had never happened before first seeing Indy's sleeping form in the snow.

"The regular for the both of us, please and thank you, Muffet." They said with a tired smile and sat down on a stool. It wasn't too long before they laid their head down and starting gently snoring. Pap looked down at Indy and their sleeping innocence, his soul was on cloud nine, but was now soaring past the stars of the surface. The tall skeleton knew that he had fallen, and fallen hard. Pap had enough patience to wait for Indy to either realize his affection, or reveal their own, either to him or another.

Sure if his affection was rejected or Indy loved another, Pap would be crushed, but he would shrug it off like everything else. The two would still be friends, they would listen to Sans ramble on and on about his next puzzle or eat his 'famous' tacos together. Maybe listen to some jazz or whatever.

"Pap... Ya ok? Your spacing out on me, bone bro." A warm hand on his temple snaps Papyrus out of his inner monologue to the reader. Indy's aloof smile was just inches from his teeth. How tempted he was to just press them to their human lips and run, but Pap has morals and was in a public area where every monster knew him. They would never let him live it down if he did that.

The two ate in a awkward silence, but once outside of the skelebros humble abode, Papyrus stopped Indy from entering.

"Indy, I've been wantin to say this for a while, but I- uh... Never had the 'guts' to ask you." They both chuckled at his joke, the tension letting up for only a second before it went ten-fold when the monster held the human close leaning down to ever so slowly... Ki-

"Papyrus! You know better than to try and kiss a potential date-mate before you ask them on a date! Have I taught you nothing!" Sans shouted when he slammed the door open. The two were separated within a millisecond and both shouted at Sans to get lost.

"Uh, Indy I'm sor-" The skeleton couldn't finish his apology as Indy, the center of his affection. Collapsed in his arms and began snoring away against his rib cage. He smiled and lifted them into the house.

"We'll talk about it later, my snoozing Date-Mate."

(BTW i did reference something and if you can guess it, nice. I'll probably take a request or something.)