"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"I've never been to heaven, but I did get a small scratch when I was digging myself up from hell."
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Sarcasm 101
RandomA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"I've never been to heaven, but I did get a small scratch when I was digging myself up from hell."