*arrives at ticket booth*
"Would you like a ticket?"
"Noooo, why do you ask that? I obviously came here to buy a hot dog."
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Sarcasm 101
RandomA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
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*arrives at ticket booth*
"Would you like a ticket?"
"Noooo, why do you ask that? I obviously came here to buy a hot dog."
