"Who do you like?"
"I am currently in love with a wonderful thing most people call food. We've been together for years and I don't think we're ever going to break up. I'm too in love."

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Sarcasm 101
RandomA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
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"Who do you like?"
"I am currently in love with a wonderful thing most people call food. We've been together for years and I don't think we're ever going to break up. I'm too in love."