"You're an idiot"
Me: "And you're pretty"
"What?"
Me: " Oh, I thought it was opposite day"

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Sarcasm 101
RastgeleA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
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"You're an idiot"
Me: "And you're pretty"
"What?"
Me: " Oh, I thought it was opposite day"