Teacher:"Did you hear what I just said?!"
"Of course I heard, I'm not deaf. The better question here is whether I actually care about any of this enough to remember. The answer to that question is no. But please, continue whatever you were teaching, I was just about to take a nap."
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Sarcasm 101
RandomA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
