*you get hurt and/or start bleeding*
"Are you alright?"
"I'm literally bleeding to death right now, and I'm hungry. But other than that I'm peachy. Just peachy."
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Sarcasm 101
RandomA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
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*you get hurt and/or start bleeding*
"Are you alright?"
"I'm literally bleeding to death right now, and I'm hungry. But other than that I'm peachy. Just peachy."
