Random person:"B!tch"
Me: "Thank you"
Random person:" What?"
Me:" A bitch is a females dog. Dogs are cute. You just called me cute."

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Sarcasm 101
AcakA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
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Random person:"B!tch"
Me: "Thank you"
Random person:" What?"
Me:" A bitch is a females dog. Dogs are cute. You just called me cute."