NO QUESTIONS!!!!!!

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Aly: Hey readers, we aren't getting any questions. :'(

E.J: no one loves me...

Aly: that's not true, come on readers do any of you like E.J, he has been feeling down for a while.

Jeff: oh fuck E.J, no one likes him.

Aly: *slaps Jeff in face* asshole.

Jeff: fuck you. *leaves*

L.J: *chuckles*

Aly: can we get some more questions please?

L.J: ...um... please... heh

E.J: please...................

Aly: Jeff say please, it's nice.

Jeff: O_O ... fuck no!!!! I'm not nice.

Aly: *grabs Jeff's neck while pushing him up on the wall, suffocating him* *eyes turn all red, hair and clothes go black, and voice turns into a deep, scary, cracking voice* you don't say please and I swear you will lose your head right now, right here. *lets go*

Jeff: p-please comment, w-we nee-need more q-quest-questions.

Aly: *turns normal* okay *smiles*

L.J and E.J: O_O

Jeff: help......me......someone......

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