Ally: uhhh... Hey guys, sorry I haven't been on, I'm pretty busy now that my resort is opening up.
Jeff: cool cool, whatever, now go!
Ally: *death glare* alright, let's make this really quick. First is from CamopeltWarriorCats
I love E.J. <3 he is so hot ;-) E.J. will you go out with me?
E.J: uhhh.. Sorry, but, um, I don't think we should date.
Ally: hmmm, sorry dudette, next is from indianchic
uncle slendy.. wheres toby?
Slendy: I'm not so sure exactly, he will probably be here later on though.
Ally: next is from Frost-Bite671
HI Slender may I be one of you proxys and I will make chesscack and call F.B one more thing * lifts hoodies mask and kisses him on the lips * I really wanted to do that ever since I found out about creepypasta (^3^)
Hoodie: O_O
Jessika: *glares* ...... *start shaking and puts her hood up while sitting in the corner of the room looking down at the floor*
Slendy: *takes Jessika outside to kill something before she kills someone inside*
Ally: *sighs* this family is weird, next is from lovelylacie89
Hiiiiiii this the daughter of the Cheshire Cat here!!!!!! Ummmm my questions is slendy: are you evil? Because some people say that you murder children and some say you help them. Everyone: why hasn't any of you been visiting me?? I'm running out of material for nightmares here!!! Also Ben: us short people aren't small we're fun size!!! :P. Ps: slendy I think your awesome!!!
Slendy: *walks back in* depends if I like the kids back story or not, for example, Sally I like, because she experienced abuse and/or bullies. Other kids who are mean and just plain annoying to me, I kill.
Ben: nooooo! I'm not small or fun size. I'm sexy size~ *winks at Ally*
Ally: *rolls eyes* next is from indianchic
(copies ticci toby) hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky (continues saying it)
Masky: *smacks indianchic in the back of the head so she shuts the fuck up*
Ally: next is from mary5544
To E.J what do kidneys taste like?
E.J: *thinks* kinda like a steak that over well done.
Ally: next is from mikhaydugenia
To ben: How much do you like adventure time in the scale 1-10. P.S. this is Marceline the Vampire Queen and the heir to the nightosphear.
Ben: 9/2 probably.
Alyssa: RoseTaylor21
hi Jeff *gives Jeff a sandwich and kisses him* well. Im going in the shower Jeff you can join me if you want
Jeff: *smiles* sweet! *follow her* here we GO!!!
Ally: next is from niamhconn
L.J I still want my stranger candy!!!
L.J: *throws candy at your face* happy? -_-
Ally: next is from laughingjill
Sophie:(whimpers)Dada no bye-bye.
L.J: I'll be back, don't worry. *leaves*
*L.J's pov*
jacky19: (slaps LJ hard) y did u get my daughter pregnant only if her dad was not dead he would have killed u but I'm not going to kill u because it not going to leave her ok
L.J: ow *rubs were you slapped me* ok, sorry, but it wasn't just my idea.
*back inside*
L.J: *runs in and grabs Sophie in a light hug* see, I told you daddy was gonna be back. *kisses her forehead*
Ally: *smiles* sorry, this chapter was way to long, and well, we're playing seven minutes in heaven next time, sooooo, bye dudes and dudettes!!
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RandomJack, jack, and Jeff. There might be some others involved too.
