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Ally: we got questions! Woooooo! Ahhhhhhh! Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! *does the Macarena*

Ben: *wolf whistles* you got a nice ass Ally.

Ally: *stops*...*turns around to face ben* heh heheh heheheh HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!! *hides behind Slendy* grrrrr * gives Ben a death glare*

Ben: what? What did I do.

Ally: pervert!

Ben: okay. First question is from Jess216
I told you Frost!!! :) Anyways, question for everyone: Who was your first kiss? I will always love smile! You're just so cute!! Do you wanna go play outside?

Smile: *barks* yeah yeah yeah, lets go lets go lets goooooo! *wags tail*

Jeff: *spits out whiskey* I don't want to answer that!

LJ: this girl named Raven. We broke up because she slapped me in the face, I don't know why.

EJ:......... I never kissed anyone.....................

Jeff: loser.

EJ: your the one who doesn't want to answer.

Jeff: that's because I regret the kiss.

EJ: whatever.

Ben: that girl right there! *points at Ally*

Ally: yep. *whispers* sadly.

Jeff: you guys dated?

Ally: yeah. We broke up because he tried drowning me.

Ben: *laughs* that was fun.

LJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY SO FUCKING SERIOUS GUYS!!!!!!! IT'S KILLING ME!!!!

Everyone: .............. *falls to the floor laughing*

LJ: :)

Ally: next question is from frost,

LJ: \(^_^)/

Ally: she said,
Wait! LJ are you asking me what I think you are?! Question for all. Who do you think would win in a fight, a two headed dinosaure or a robotic bigfoot? LJ, can I watch you kill a person?

Ben: Bigfoot, no idea why.

Jeff: idk. Dino I guess. Ligit.

Ally: Tie.

E.J: Dinosaur.

L.J: okay. Lets see. 1, yes, 2, Bigfoot, and 3, sure.

Ally: awwwwwwwwwwe, das bad ass.

L.J: *chuckles* what?!

Ally: haha lol, anyways, next is from black_butler_
To Eyeless Jack:I was scared you would say no and Jeff leave him alone your the bully. Kk? K. :-3

E.J: *smiles* yeah Jeff you're the bully.

Jeff: *grunts*

Ally: haha, next is from indianchic,I was talking to frost fairy! Please don't hurt me, why would you do that to a little kid?! Why?! :'(

Ally: because I hate kids, and why do you hate her so much? She's a true pasta, and a pasta respects a pasta. (Not saying that your not a true pasta cause you are.)

Dr. Smiley: *nods* true, very true.

Frost: What do you have against me indianchic? *breaks down crying* W-why do you *sob* hate m-me indianchic? *hugs LJ crying into his chest*

L.J: *comforts Frost* it's okay.

Ally: what did I just say!?

Everyone: a pasta respects a pasta.

Ben: indianchic, you aren't being nice! *crosses arms and pouts like a 5 year old*

Indianchic: No! I don't want another mom!! Bullcrap you FrostFairy!

Frost: *still crying*

indianchic: I don't like threats to my own family, I would rip them apart and eat their whole body and they will be a worthless soul If they talk mean to my family. Sorry.. I just don't like that kind of talk. I don't like you talking to any of my family mean please? I don't like crying! Please stop?

L.J: *shakes head slowly not saying any thing.

Everyone: ...

Frost: I only said that because Jeff was beating L.J a few days ago. And is it so wrong *sniff* to be with the one I love? *crys more*

L.J: *comforts frost again* I don't like everyone so sad, how about this. Lets go out a get some treats!

Everyone: OKAY!

Ally: how about it frost?

Ben: Tune in next time to see what they're doing and answering!

Ally: you're not a narrator Ben.

Ben: I can dream Alyssa!

Ally: Bai guys!


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