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Ally: alright, so I'm just gonna do this now, cuz I'm really bored. I'm here with my cousin Ashley and my friend Tynne.

Ash: ..... Hello :) um....I....uh want to say hello to whoever is reading this..... Uh.... Yeah.

Tynne: HELLO PEOPLEIST!!!! Hi I like dirt. :3

Armless bob: ME TOO!!! I like dirt!!!

Ben: I like dirt cuz it's not water.....

Ally: XD. OK let's get on with th-

Ash: TYNNE DONT MOVE MY CHAIR!!!

Tynne: ahhhhhahahahahaha! *pushes Ash and sits besides her* I'm here.

Ash: would you- GET OUT!!! *tries to bite tynne*

Tynne: *laughs*

Ash: OH HELL NAW!!! GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN HEAD BAND MOTHER FUCKER!!! *tackles Tynne*

Ally: *sigh* SHUT UP!!! Ok, we have only two questions but first is fro- STOP TRYING TO BITE ME TYNNE!!! First is from Frost

(tucks Brad in bed)Good night my killers.(steps out of room with LJ) So LJ do yoy want to go on a killing spree together?

L.J: sure. :D let's go!

Ally: next is from TheKingInBlack

Still, how does one walk into Mordor. And Jeff, KEEP YOUR DAMN KNIFE

Ash: *pulls chair from under Tynne*

Tynne: no no no no no no no *laughs and falls off chair still holding on* NOOOOOO

Slendy: GIRLS!!! That's enough.

Ash: but she bit me!

Slendy: and you bit her back, now enough.

Ash: *sits beside Ally*

Tynne: *climbs on Ally's and Ash's backs*

Ally: •_•............. -_- anyway. Look TheKingInBlack, I'm not as smart as you, so I have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Jeff: and what do you mean I was never going to give you my knife anyways.

Tynne: *bites the computer screen*

Ally: *slaps her in the face*

Tynne: *bites ally's hand*

Ally: AHHHH *slaps her again*

Tynne: *tries to bite ally again*

Ally: *elbows tynne*

Tynne: AHHHH FUCK!! THAT ATUALY HURT!!!!

Ally: are you alright?

Tynne: *rocks back and forth*

Ash: are you having a stroke?

Ally: are you licking your pussy?

Everyone: *laughs*

Tynne: jumps on Ally's and Ash's back but falls in between them* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA total fail!!!

Ben: haha. *hugs ally from behind*

Ally: :3 your so cute! Like a wittle mouse! :3

Ben: o-O

Ally: *laughs*

Tynne: *plays flappy bird* YES!! Beat that Jeff I got 8.

Ally: so, I got to 277, bitch!

Ben: I beat the game...

Ally: no fair.

Ben: I'll beat the game on your phone.

Ally: I'm taking all the credit though! O•O

Ben: haha alright.

Ash: 030 yee mamy!

Tynne: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps on Ally making her drop the computer*

Ally: NOT AGAI- *computer turns off*

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