Ally: ok, first question is fro- SLENDY READ THE QUESTIONS, I DONT WANNA!!! *pouts*
Slendy: then go sit with you boyfriend. *point to ben*
Ally: uuuuug! *falls back on chair then crawls to couch*
Ben: *gasps* Allyyyyyyyyyyyy! Your not ahdgajshsndj with de panda hat.
Ally: have you be watching D.F?
Ben: *hugs ally* hey! Ally Ally Ally Ally listen listen
Ally: what?
Ben: listen!
Ally: WHAT!?!?
Ben: LISTEN!! I love you!!
Ally: yeah...
Ben: *hugs her tighter* let's grow old together in every way! EVERY WAY!!! *move arms weirdly* Random dance party!!! *falls* .... *gets up* woooo!!! Hey lady! *puts arm around jessika* nsgsjsysjsy knock knock.
Jessika: *smashes bottle over bens head*
Ally: oh my god. What happened?.
Ben: *go over to ally* ikr! that was pimp!
Ally: oh god.
Ben: you don't even know me! *points to slendy* is this real life? Like, now? Cause my eyes are puzzle pieces! *goes over to TV and hugs it* let's grow old together, in every way, hijtgg except for the gay way. *falls on floor*
Ally: I think you should rest, your making out with that floor pretty hard.
Ben: *jumps up* YOUR MOMMAS MAKING OUT WITH A LAMP POST! YEAH!!! Hey! You leave her out of this.
Ally: dude your drunk, you should rest.
Ben: no way man I'm fine, I have never puked from throwing up.
Ally: you mean drinking?
Ben: *gasps* drinking! Drinking! Drinking! Drinking!
Ally: ahhhhh fack!!!
Ben: *starts breathing heavily*
Ally: no! Don't you dare!
Ben: *still breathing heavily* I'm about to puke!
Ally: are you kidding me!
Ben: *throws up in garbage bin* ahdgajshsndj
Ally: oh come on!
Ben: schsksnsnsn
Ally: that's what you sound like when you puke?!?!
Ben: I don't know!! Jxhsjxhsjhsn
Ally: uuuuuuhhhhh!
Slendy: this always happens.
Jeff: just go on with the questions.
Slendy: first question is from Jeffs_babygirl
slenderman Jeffs a Dick if he says anything I'Lo kill him k :-)
Jeff: Your a dick.
Slendy: Jeff! Fan-fucking-tactic, sorry again, I told you not to do that.
Jeff: but we are killers! We are known to be mean!
Slendy: JEFFREY!!! IF I DIDNT TELL YOU TO KILL SOMEONE, YOU DONT KILL THEM, IF I LET THEM TALK TO US, AT LEST BE NICE!
Jeff: so what!? I'm my own killer, and you can't do shit fuckface!
Slendy: YOU ARE BY FAR, THE WORST PROXY IVE HAD, SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, BEFOR I SHOVE THAT KNIFE UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!!
Jeff: O_O *sits down*
Slendy: next is Jess,
Jess: HAI!!! I stiil want EJ and Jade in the room! Until EJ ask Jade out! I FELT LIKE EATING SWEETS SO I BOUGHT A TON OF CHESSE CAKE AND COOKIES!!! WHO WANT?!
Everyone: WOOOOOO!!!!
Jess: Nawh don't worry Sally, I will only give Teddy bears to you. So I will keep it safe for you!
Sally: :) ok
Jess: PASTA~!!!! Smile I got meat for you!!!
Smile: *barks while running around jess*
Jess: Anyway!!! FROST IS NOW MY NYAN CAT SLAVE!!! SHE WAS MY ELF SLAVE BUT SHE DIDNT LIKE BEING CALLED AN ELF!!! SING THE SONG FROSTY!!! Oh I have never actually seen snow before so I wouldn't know how to build a snow mam... ._. Jannneeee!!!! Teach me how to build a snow man!!!~
Jane: NOOOOOO!!!
Jess: So this is what happen todayyy!!! My guy friend decided to chase a girl who is a friend also around. They were running around in circles. I decided to be a asshole and trip my guy friend. I lift up my leg to do it but I lift it up too high and the guy friend ran straight into my leg. My leg hit him in the nuts...I died laughing and so did my friend....
Everyone: XD
Jess: Quessssssttttttiooooonnnnn!!!! *moves arms weirdly* Who would you guys freak out if you meant them. Like your fanboying or fangirling. Name atleast two!!
Slendy: we aren't really fans of things.
Jeff: except for my knife! *kisses knife* I won't let slender no face touch you..
Jess: Also what did you guys feel when you first met each other?!
Jeff: hate
Masky: relief.
Hoodie: nothing
Lj: happy
Ally: weird
Ben: *still throwing up* shrbfbfh
Ally: seriously!!!
Ben: ydgfcfdgg
Ally: I hate you right now!!
Jess: Favorire horror movie?!? Mines is Saw!! I love the guts and blood and junk..
Ally: saw and silent hill. Same with me Jess, I love guts, blood and all that Shiz!
Jeff: Halloween 2
Lj: IT
Ben: *lying on floor* kghg heh! I have a lot!
Jess: Oh and Masky I got a chesse cake would you like to share? *Throws sparkles everywhere* GOODBYE MY COLORFUL BITCHES!!!!
Masky: YES!! *tackles Jess into a bear hug*
Sophie:(grabs LJ's nose and laughs)
Lj: ow. *laughs* I think she likes my nose. Heh heh
Frost:I love you LJ.(kisses his cheek)
L.J: *smiles* love you too Frost
Slendy: oh my! RedVsBlue254 said,
I dare Ally to suck Jeffs d*ck
Ally: ._. ..................................
Jeff: what!?!?
Ally: ._. ..................................
Jeff: ummm uuuuuuhhhhh 0///0
Ally: ._. .................................. *leaves*
Slendy: well then, that was awkward, even for me. Well next is niamhconn
Wow I'm so pathetic, uh Ben how many people have u scared by going into majoras mask game or was it just that one guy?
Ben: pifft, like, one billion trillion million thousand people.
Ally: *walks in* you mean like 5, plus me.
Hoodie: he scared you with Majora mask?
Ally: that's how I met him, he scared me so I screamed witch scared him.
Hoodie: *laughs* oh lord Zalgo! You guys are insane. Well, ask more questions guys, we'll be waiting.
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