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Ben: hey guy l-

Ally: *bust through door and sings* I'm a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch-

Jeff: Shut up!!! Fucking shorty

Ally: fucking ugly.

Ally and Jeff: O_O

Ally: I'm not fucking short!

Jeff: I'm fucking beautiful!

Ben: GUYS! Anyways, first question is from Sweetiepoo

Slendy: >:€ This isn't over. BEN: SUP BRUH. Jeff: U. G. L. Y. YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY, YA, YA, YOU UGLY! EJ: *Hands more kidneys* I've got to stop giving you these, you'll get all fat... but for now your still KAWAII! *hugs*

Slendy: ok

Ben: Sup

Jeff: like I said before, IM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. *laughs insanely* maybe you just need to GO TO SLEEP.

Slendy: Jeff calm down.

Jeff: NO!! Runs up stairs.

Slendy: *facepalm*

E.J: thanks but please stop hugging me.

Ben: haha, next is from Frost,

It's okay my love, I was just as shocked as you when I took the test. You'll be an amazing father, I bet my life on it. Here's some candy to make you feel better. Do you wanna think of names?

L.J: thanks and sure, let think of names.

Ally: that's sweet, well later guys.

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