Ask Laughing Jack, Jeff and eyeless jack

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Ally: heyo, imma here wit ma frien Jessika.

Jessika: you forgot the d?

Jeff: don't worry baby you'll get that later. ;)

Ally: yeah, sorry ladies but Jeff and Jessika are kind of wheeling. Jessika and hoodie broke up.

Jessika: don't be expecting a dramatic story because there really isn't one.

Jeff: HAHA HOODIES A LONER!!!!

Ally: *slaps jeff* >:( anyways, questions! First is from SkellingtonJack

Can you read my book, Jen. It is a horror story.

Jeff: what's it called?

Ally: sure I'll read it, I'll find it. Next is from TheKingInBlack

Sorry for the inconvenience, Knowny hacked* my WP account and started the monstrosity. I beg for your forgiveness. And slender, do not hunt or find me because of this.

Slendy: wasn't planing it.... *reading a book*

Ally: it alright! :)

Jeff: no it not...

Ally: 'it's alright' *glares at Jeff* next is from FangirlsforFree

OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EJ SO LISTEN UP BlTCHES. Why is your mask blue? Like, is it your favorite color? Or did they run out of all the colors except pink and blue at the mask store? I mean, not that I don't like the color blue. I like you a lot. Erm, I mean, I like BLUE a lot, hehe, he... OH GOD I F*CKED UP I F*CKED UP *hides face*

ALSO. ALSO. Slender, can you adopt me? Because I heard you make good pancakes.

E.J: ........ It's my favourite colour............ I'm going to, um, go now. *walks away*

Slendy: I don't know about that child.

Ally: ..... Next is from waffleberry

Um I have a question if you don't mind answering but um if any of you met me what would you do to me?? You don't have to answer if you don't want to guys but I'd really like to know but if I ever met you guys I would become the creepypasta chef and cook for you all breakfast lunch dinner and desert I'd cook every body's favorite foods no matter how difficult the recipe is I can do it ! By the way I can make some pretty good waffles and cheesecakes

Masky: I like you, your now my best friend, but don't worry hoodie, your still awesome.

Slendy: depends on how you act, if your annoying, you die. There.

Ally: alright.... Next is from Frost-Bite671

I will bich slap someone if you guys do not stop breaking the fucking computer and the person I will slap um... oh! JEFF!!! and you now have to except the slap mother f*****. *sits on floor just in cases if needs to smak a bich*

Everyone: .............

L.J: heh....

Ally: welllllll... Next is from bobcat18684 Hey masky do you have I g-girlfriend cuz if you do I'm fine but I want to be together with and I make really good cheesecakes. Laughing Jack people say your my dad. How can that be!?

Masky: we can be cheesecake buddies...? :3

L.J: holy fuck! How many people do I fuck? Cuz apparently I have a hole bunch of fucking kids!! >:(

Ally: apparently...

Frost: Yaaay! Let's kill some people!(retracts claws, teeth sharpen, and laughs insanely)

L.J: WOOOOOO!!!! *raises arms* XD

Ally: ok, I have some bad news. I'm sorry if some of your questions weren't answered because I liked wattpad before the update, cuz now it's all fucky n shit. I'm sorry but this is the last part of my book, no more questions guys. I'm so sorry. :'(