Ally: I'm...so...tired...*falls on floor*
Jade: she has a hangover, again.
Ben: yep, same. Heh heh. *plops down on couch*
Slendy: *sighs while shaking head*
Jeff: *burps*
Jane: ew gross. *slaps jeff in the head*
Jeff: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! *full on fight between jeff and jane*
E.J: *eating a kidney*
Jade: I want some!
E.J: *growls* fine. *give jade one*
Ben: wow, that's the first time I've seen jade give one of his kidneys away.
Jade: well, onto the first question. Jess asked,
Wait what?! Who's your mom, Jade? Masky, I have cheese cake with a strawberry on top. You can have it. I'm full on cookies. I WANT ICEEECREAMM!!! Hey, Ally you do Jade call you Jen? EJ!!! You totally have a crush on her!! I shall come up with a ship name!! YEAH BENJERMIN!!! BE NICE!! Ally, don't give the elf a swirly, he might drown again or get suck in. *gives smile bacon* There you go~ :3 Hey LJ I think you might like to hear what happen in lunch today with me and frost. This is basically what happened. Me: *Eats pizza* Frost: I love milk! Me:*chokes on pizza* W-what!? Frost: I love milk, what wrong with that? Me: *giggles* So you love milk? Frost: Yeah. I love milk. Me: *laughs* *smirks* You always shake the milk before you drink it right? Frost: Yeah- YOU BITCH! Me: *dies laughing* Frost: *dies blushing* Jeff, my mom now think you're Jigsaw from saw. Here you guys, I made you guys your own personally cookies. Ben, yours is shape like a controller, Jeff yours is shape like a knife, Slendy yours like is a tree, EJ and Jade, yours is shape like kiddenys. Jade I assume you like kiddenys. LJ yours is shape like candy. Smile your cookie is shape like dog paw print. Hoodie is shape llike a hoodie. Masky your cookie is a cheese cake shape like a cookie. Ally. yours. is twice the size because, I didn't know what shape it should be. It has your name on it though. *gives everyone cookies* HAPPY HOLIDAYS CREEPYPASTAS!! GO CHECK OUT SHANE DAWNSONS THIS CHIRSTMAS LIFE!!!! ITS A AMAZING SONG!! I SUPER TIRED, SO IM GOING TO SLEEP.
Jeff: yeah who is your mom.
Slendy: *leaves*
Jade: well...um....I'm not so sure.
Ben: you can so tell she is nervous.
Jade: SHUT UP!!!
Masky: :D *takes cheesecake*
Ally: I don't understand that question?
E.J: *blush* n-no!
Ben: yeah Ally, don't give an elf a swirly! I might drown!
Ally: that's the point!
Ben: your so mean!
Ally: no shit.
Bacon: *eats bacon* nom nom nom
L.J: *laughs hysterically* that priceless, thank god, i mean like, who's weasel did I have pop to get some laughter around hear.
Jeff: WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!
Everyone: COOKIES!!!
Ben: COOKIE CONTROLLER!!!! Muhahahahahahahah!
Jeff: Cookie knife. Stab stab stab stab stab eat.
Slendy: thank you child.
E.J and jade: :D
L.J: candy!
Smile: *barks*
Hoodie and Masky: thanks.
Ally: *chuckles* thank you Jess. Well since I will read the questions now. *pushes jade off chair* next is from Sweetiepoo
Slendy: You may be strong, *points to Masky* BUT HE IS WEAK!!! *Grabs him and holds him to knife point* TELL ME YO FEAR SLENDY OR THE BOY GETS IT!! MWAHAHAHHA!!!
Masky: ? >:/ *grabs knife and twists your arm around attempting to break it* You calling me weak bitch?
Ally: MASKY!!! *grabs Masky and pulls him back* that's enough.
Masky: *calms down* s-sorry. *walks away*
Ally: well, sorry about that. Next question is from Frost
Question:Who here is a virgin besides me?
Everyone: *points at L.J*
Ben: wait, Alyssa? Your not a virgin?
Ally: I am a virgin.
Ben: >:)
Ally: bitch.
Frost: I love you so much LJ. I don't care if you don't use protection. As long as I'm having a baby with you.(kisses LJ on the lips)
L.J: *kisses back*
Jeff: No! I can beat you in any video games!
Ben: no!
Jeff: yes!
Ben and Jeff: *full on fight about video games*
Ally: shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!! AHHHHHHHHH!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!
Everyone: ............
Ally: I have to go.
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