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Ally: I'm...so...tired...*falls on floor*

Jade: she has a hangover, again.

Ben: yep, same. Heh heh. *plops down on couch*

Slendy: *sighs while shaking head*

Jeff: *burps*

Jane: ew gross. *slaps jeff in the head*

Jeff: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! *full on fight between jeff and jane*

E.J: *eating a kidney*

Jade: I want some!

E.J: *growls* fine. *give jade one*

Ben: wow, that's the first time I've seen jade give one of his kidneys away.

Jade: well, onto the first question. Jess asked,

Wait what?! Who's your mom, Jade? Masky, I have cheese cake with a strawberry on top. You can have it. I'm full on cookies. I WANT ICEEECREAMM!!! Hey, Ally you do Jade call you Jen? EJ!!! You totally have a crush on her!! I shall come up with a ship name!! YEAH BENJERMIN!!! BE NICE!! Ally, don't give the elf a swirly, he might drown again or get suck in. *gives smile bacon* There you go~ :3 Hey LJ I think you might like to hear what happen in lunch today with me and frost. This is basically what happened. Me: *Eats pizza* Frost: I love milk! Me:*chokes on pizza* W-what!? Frost: I love milk, what wrong with that? Me: *giggles* So you love milk? Frost: Yeah. I love milk. Me: *laughs* *smirks* You always shake the milk before you drink it right? Frost: Yeah- YOU BITCH! Me: *dies laughing* Frost: *dies blushing* Jeff, my mom now think you're Jigsaw from saw. Here you guys, I made you guys your own personally cookies. Ben, yours is shape like a controller, Jeff yours is shape like a knife, Slendy yours like is a tree, EJ and Jade, yours is shape like kiddenys. Jade I assume you like kiddenys. LJ yours is shape like candy. Smile your cookie is shape like dog paw print. Hoodie is shape llike a hoodie. Masky your cookie is a cheese cake shape like a cookie. Ally. yours. is twice the size because, I didn't know what shape it should be. It has your name on it though. *gives everyone cookies* HAPPY HOLIDAYS CREEPYPASTAS!! GO CHECK OUT SHANE DAWNSONS THIS CHIRSTMAS LIFE!!!! ITS A AMAZING SONG!! I SUPER TIRED, SO IM GOING TO SLEEP.

Jeff: yeah who is your mom.

Slendy: *leaves*

Jade: well...um....I'm not so sure.

Ben: you can so tell she is nervous.

Jade: SHUT UP!!!

Masky: :D *takes cheesecake*

Ally: I don't understand that question?

E.J: *blush* n-no!

Ben: yeah Ally, don't give an elf a swirly! I might drown!

Ally: that's the point!

Ben: your so mean!

Ally: no shit.

Bacon: *eats bacon* nom nom nom

L.J: *laughs hysterically* that priceless, thank god, i mean like, who's weasel did I have pop to get some laughter around hear.

Jeff: WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!

Everyone: COOKIES!!!

Ben: COOKIE CONTROLLER!!!! Muhahahahahahahah!

Jeff: Cookie knife. Stab stab stab stab stab eat.

Slendy: thank you child.

E.J and jade: :D

L.J: candy!

Smile: *barks*

Hoodie and Masky: thanks.

Ally: *chuckles* thank you Jess. Well since I will read the questions now. *pushes jade off chair* next is from Sweetiepoo

Slendy: You may be strong, *points to Masky* BUT HE IS WEAK!!! *Grabs him and holds him to knife point* TELL ME YO FEAR SLENDY OR THE BOY GETS IT!! MWAHAHAHHA!!!

Masky: ? >:/ *grabs knife and twists your arm around attempting to break it* You calling me weak bitch?

Ally: MASKY!!! *grabs Masky and pulls him back* that's enough.

Masky: *calms down* s-sorry. *walks away*

Ally: well, sorry about that. Next question is from Frost

Question:Who here is a virgin besides me?

Everyone: *points at L.J*

Ben: wait, Alyssa? Your not a virgin?

Ally: I am a virgin.

Ben: >:)

Ally: bitch.

Frost: I love you so much LJ. I don't care if you don't use protection. As long as I'm having a baby with you.(kisses LJ on the lips)

L.J: *kisses back*

Jeff: No! I can beat you in any video games!

Ben: no!

Jeff: yes!

Ben and Jeff: *full on fight about video games*

Ally: shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!! AHHHHHHHHH!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!

Everyone: ............

Ally: I have to go.

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