Jeff: Ally? Why are you drinking Corona Extra?
Ally: *holds up beer* because it's good.
Jeff: your a girl...
Ally: and your a guy, I see no difference.
Jeff: what the fuck? Your strange.
Ally: says the guy who carved a smile in his face.
Jeff: HEY! My smile is not strange, it is amazing!
Ally: sure.
Ticci Toby: read the questions!!!!
Ally: woah! When did you get here?
Ticci Toby: read, questions!! I wanna be in this.
Ally: ok, *clears throat* first question isa froma,
Jade: ALLY HAS A PIKACHU SWEATER THAT HAS DICKS FOR EARS!!!!!
Ally: ... Ok, that's interesting....
Jade: well it's true!
Ally: it's just pikachus ears, not dicks
Jade: lol! Well they look like it and you said it before.
Ally: pifft..... Anyways, first is from Savage1998
I have a question for Jeff. Have you listened to Sweet dreams by Eurythmics? If so it's on of my favorite songs.
Jeff: yes, it's to slow for my liking, but I like the lyrics. :)
Ally: I think we all heard the song. *looks at Ben who is playing video games* can you get off of that! we are answering questions!
Ben: *turns up volume* WHAT??!! I CANT HEAR YOU, THE VOLUMES WAY TO LOUD!!!!
Ally: grrrrrrr! *gets up, grabs games systems, unplugs them, and puts them up in Slendys office* SLENDY WILL GIVE THEM BACK AFTER QUESTIONS! *comes back down stairs*
Ben: AHHHH FUCKING BITCH!!! *gets up slaps Ally in the face and knees her in the stomach*
Ally: *grabs hold of stomach and falls to ground* ......
Jade: *runs to ally's side* ALLY!! *looks at ben* YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! *gets up to punch Ben*
Slendy: *grabs Jades arm* no child, there is no point.
Jeff: *trys to help Ally stop hyperventilating*
E.J: *calms down Jade with Slendy*
Slendy: Ben, Ally did the right thing, you have been ignoring us for three days, maybe it is time you take a brake.
Ben: you know what, FUCK YOU ALL!! IM OUT!! *leaves*
*a few minutes later*
Jade: are you sure your ok Alyssa?
Ally: *sits down* yeah, what about the questions?
Slendy: the question can wait, you just get better.
Ally: no! *stands up* the reader ask questions, we have to answer them. There question are a bit more important then this.
Jeff: there is her soft side. Alright, so what the fuck are we doing?
Jade: I'll say the questions. Sweetiepoo asked;
Ally, I'm sorry, I forgot your gift. :3 *Hands teleporter* >:) *Knocks out Masky, ties him up and carries him off* I WANT TO MAKE A BARGAIN, SLEENDDYYY! TILL NEXT TIME!!
Ally: *smiles* thank you.
Jeff: awe so sweet! *jumps on couch*
Ally: stop, your making my hat fall off you jerk.
Jeff: lol. NEXT QUESTIOOOOOON!
Jade: from JaqiMcRoberts;
sure, Jade can come...
E.J: :D yay!!! *bear hugs Jade* OH MY FREAKING ZALGO I LOVE YOU!!!!
Jade: what?!?!
E.J: what?
Ally: just ask her damn it!!
E.J: well, Jade, w-would you like to go out with m-me?
Jeff: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh someone's in looooooove!
Jade: oh shut up Jeff!
E.J: well Jade?
Jade: *hugs E.J* ... *lets go* heh heh. *nods* mmhm
E.J: *smiles* yes! *hugs Jade again*
Jeff: oh, by the way, Frost said;
Both. They're starting to kick a little harder. I guess they can't wait to meet us.
L.J: hahaha, I guess so. :D
Ticci Toby: wow, everyone is falling in love.
Ally: *comes out of kitchen into living room* I don't feel so well.
Jeff: um, Alyssa, your mouth is bleeding.
Ally: *wipes blood from mouth* what the- *clutches stomach* ow... *eyes roll in back of head, falls to ground and blacks out*
Everyone: *gets up and run to Ally*
*laptop dies*
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