Ally: let's just skip to the questions, first is from jacky
hey frost don't freak out but I just got my new grandchildren big killing knife u know so they can carry on a family tradition well my side of the family Like your sister jess
L.J: *burst out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's brilliant!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jess: MY STOMACH HURTS!!! I JUST ATE ALL OF MY FIFTEEN POUND GUMMY BEAR!!! DR.S!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?!!?!?!?! D:
Dr. S: you have a stomachache, and that's because of all the sugar you stomach acid is trying to break down.
Ally: next is from UnlinkedBirch4
*eats Candy* ...NOt poison for me :D*eats all your candy* Try to kill me,Ill take your arm off and hit your head with it and put a screwdriver in your head and shove two chopsticks up your butt,LJ -.-
L.J: 0_0
UnlinkedBirch: Oh! And i dare Ben to make out with Ally!
Ben: *perverted smile*
Ally: *coughs* what?!
UnlinkedBirch: If you dont i will make an army of NAZI ZOMBIES to destroy you ...all of you
Jade: Ummmm...... Wut? Aren't Nazi Zombies from Call Of Duty Black Opps?
Jeff: yes
Ben: *pins Ally's hand to couch and grabs other*
Ally: wai- *gets kissed by Ben*
Jessika: *wiggles eyebrows* OHHHH ANY TOUNGE ACTION IN THERE!?!?
Ben: *pulls away* I could Jessica *laughs*
Ally: holy fvck..... Ben, THAT is why I love you.
Jessika: *laughs*
Ally: next is from chloerulz
Ben, slap every one :)
Ben: YES! *goes around slapping everyone*
Everyone: OW!!!!!
Jessika: fvck, your slap hurts for an midget.
Ally: haha, next is from TheKingInBlack
Zalgo or Slenderman¿ who would win¿
Everyone, even Slendy: Zalgo.
Ally: anyways... next is from PurpleAnimeluver
Thx for answering my question To slenderman- who is your first proxy/killer ?
Slendy: Masky was my first proxy
Ally: next is from hOOdiexjeff
Who would E.J rather marry? (Me*I'm hoodz the kidney eater*,janeTK, or sally)
E.J: I have to know you a little better before answering that question, but for right now, probably none, except Jade.
Jade: >\\\<
Indianchic: Ben! I like what you did with slendy! Do it with my daddy! *drags offenderman in* make daddy have a funny face too!! :D
Ben: *fist pump* :D *draws a face on Offendy that has giant glasses, tiny eyes, and huge moustache.* there! Beautiful!
indianchic: Woof woof Woof howl *Oh, smile.. *dumps a load truck of your favorite meat* package for you. I'm gonna join ya cause in a werewolf.*
Smiles: *barks and dives into meat*
Frost: The girl is named Sophie and the boy is named Brad. Slendy maybe you can make them immortal when they're 6?
Slendy: as you wish child.
Ally: Jess is going to ask a few questions now.
Jess: Hai! I'm back! Don't worry Ally! I lost my sanity a long time ago! :3 Smile!!! Can I rub your belly and scratch behind your ears? :3
Smile: *barks, running up to Jess*
Jess: Hey question! Is EJ and Jade dating yet!? If not I will go on my desperate shipping mood. Frost can tell you that you will run away if I go on my desperate shipping mood! I put my ship in a empty room and won't give them food or water until they do it or they are dating. So are you guys dating!?!?
Jade: well-
E.J: *covers jades mouth* yes, yes we are.
Jade: bu-
E.J: shhhh. Yes we are. *whispers to jade* I do not want to get locked in a room.
Jade: ok, yes we are. *laughs*
Jess: Hey Jeff, what is the biggest knife you have?
Jeff: my d*ck.
Slendy: JEFFERY!!!
Jeff: what, it's true. I mean, you girls want this!
Fan girl: eeeeeeeek JEFFY!!!! *faints*
Jess: Bennnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! Help me spread my colorfulness by throwing sparkles everywhere or throw it at people who are boring. Go my little colorful elf!
Ben: COLORFULNESS!!!! *throws sparkles*
Jess: Jane!!!!! DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN~!?!!?!?!
Jane: *backs up* NO! NO! NO! *runs away*
Jessika: what a bitch.
Jess: Oh and Ally, the cupcake is safe. It doesn't have anything special in it. EXCEPT MY FRIENDSHIP FOR JANE!!!! D:
Ally: oh ok
Jeff: Jane has no friends.
Jess: Oh and here Sally. *gives teddy bear that is w chicken that twice the size of Sally to Sally* His name is....Carl.
Sally: :D
Jess: Don't worry Masky! Heres some chesse cake to cheer you up!! A lot of girls think your hot just the way you are! I'm one of them! I think your probably the hottest Creepypasta in my opinion. So keeping being hot you. To prove to you I'm not lying! I shall do this! *kisses Masky cheek* Thats for all the Masky fangirls!!! ;3
Masky: 0_0 holy lord Zalgo. Your amazing.
Jess: Oh guys!! I was bored and I had a can of whip cream with me. I was eating the whip cream and by accident I put some on my nose. I giggled a bit and tried to lick it but I couldn't. So I decided to put whip cream all over my face for whatever reason and begin to eat whip cream off my face. WHIP CREAM WAS EVERYWHERE!! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYONE!!!!! *moves arms weirdly*
Everyone: *laughs*
Jess: IF YOU COULD, WOULD YOU BE A HUMAN FOR A DAY AND DO STUPID RANDOM SHIT WITH ME ABD FROST AND JACKY!!!??
Everyone: probably.
Jess: ALSO WOULD YOU CROSS DRESS UP IN THE OPPISITE GENDER CLOTHES!?!?
Jeff: no, but Ben does all the time.
Ben: hey!!
Masky: if it was a dare.
Ally: wait a minute... How did you get back Masky?
Masky: I have my ways. >:3
Jess: OKAY!! BAI MY COLORFUL BITCHES!!!!
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Ask Laughing Jack, Jeff and eyeless jack
RandomJack, jack, and Jeff. There might be some others involved too.
