RoyEd~Book of Songfics

Trouble

Roy's POV
Recently, a certain someone has really caught my attention. I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden I've been starting to have feeling for my subordinate. His golden hair. His eyes, filled with the fire I see so often. The way he talks. The words that he uses to threaten me. *sigh* Those words make me melt every time I hear them. And his height. I may make fun of him for it, but I only do it to hide the fact that his height is what makes him so cute! And every time I hear his name, my heart skips a beat. I can't help but think-the things I would do to that body. Oh man. I've got a problem.

I'm in trouble

*sigh* Edward Elric. That name makes me feel tingly when I say it. I would do ANYTHING just to be able to kiss those lips. I'm so obsessed with him. I can't stop thinking about perverted thoughts about us.

I'm an addict

This boy. He's the boy of my dreams. I don't care if he's half my age! Age doesn't matter when it comes to love... except if it's like... a 50 year old dating a 12 year old. That's just wrong. But a 15 year gap isn't that far away... Is it?

I'm addicted to this girl

Just thinking about him makes me feel tingly. I don't know how to explain it. My heart is just tied up in a knot, and it's aching because I'm not with him. My stomach is always aching the same way my heart does. My stomach aches the most when he's out on missions. Like right now. I just want him to be safe. But he can be reckless ever now and then.

She's got my heart tied in a knot, and my stomach in a whirl

I've been calling him a lot. It's so bad. It's bad because when I should be working, I'm calling Ed instead. Usually he would answer, and tell me to fuck off and quit calling him, and most times he would just ignore my calls. Obviously he's playing hard to get. He's so cute when he plays hard to get.

But even worse I can't stop calling her

He's everything that I want. He's all that I want. No, not want. Need. I need him. I need him to be with me.

She's all I want and more

God dammit Edward. You're the cause of this. I mean, how could you not just fall head over heels for him? What not to love about him. I mean damn.... he's... amazing...

I'm mean daaaaamn, what's not to adore?

I've been doing other things that I stopped doing a while ago. And even things I don't ever do. I've been playing my guitar a lot more often. I haven't done that since high school. Now I've been playing it everyday. I've also been listening to other kinds of music I wouldn't usually listen to. I've been listening to quite a bit of jazz. It's so odd. I never listen to jazz. Never.

I've been playing too much guitar, I've been listening to jazz

I. Can't. Stop. Calling. Him. I bet that I'm annoying him. I hope I'm not. Maybe I should try to stop.... Nah! He can't be annoyed at me! I'll call him now! I pick up the phone and dial his number. Surprisingly, he answered. "Hello? Who is this?" He asked. "Hey Ed." I said, my voice sounding like it was sexy. I heard him sigh. "What. Do. You. Want?" He asked. "I just wanted to call you to say hi." I answered. Another sigh. "This is the 17th time today that you called me just to say hi. Oh, and believe me! I've been keeping count!" He said his voice being slightly raised. "Oh. Is, that so?" "Yes!" He said. He sounded mad. "Now, Colonel, quit calling me! You fucking stupid-ass bastard!" Silence. Oh. He hung up. He's such a tsundere.