Warriors: The Cliché Crossover

Chapter 10

Yellowstar rested in her den. "I am just SO fabulous!" she said.

Bubblefur walked in. "So am I."

And so it seemed as if it was business as usual in ThunderClan.

Yellowstar glared at the sky. "AUTHOR! WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS! WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS WROTE THIS?!"

Crazystar appeared, looking extremely bored and unfazed.

"DO YOU NOT VALUE YOUR LIFE?!" Yellowstar roared. 

"I am much more powerful than the others," Crazystar said calmly.

Yellowstar's claws began to glow and she furiously leapt at Crazystar, slicing at her neck maniacally.

Crazystar casually vanished and reappeared on the other side of the den. "Are you sure that you dare to challenge me?"

Yellowstar's eyes were ablaze with fury. "I'VE STOPPED AN ALIEN INVASION! I CAN DEFEAT ANYONE! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND RIP YOUR HEART OUT!"

Crazystar pulled a thin black notebook out of her back pocket and grabbed a pen.

Yellowstar summoned a waffle gun and pointed it at Crazystar's head.

Crazystar flipped the notebook open and scrawled Yellowstar's name on the page.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WILL DO?!" Yellowstar screeched.

Crazystar stared at her watch, waiting patiently.

Yellowstar glowered at Crazystar, unable to believe the nonchalant attitude that the CloudtailGrandmas manager was displaying towards her. "ANSWER ME!"

Crazystar looked up from her watch. She smiled sinisterly and began to laugh maniacally. "40 seconds is up. Say good-bye!"

Yellowstar's eyes widened and she gasped for breath, clutching her chest and collapsing.

Blaze materialized next to Crazystar. "THIS IS NOT DEATH NOTE! NO ANIME IN THIS BOOK!"

Lightning darted into the den, swiping frantically at her phone. "Gotta catch them all!"

Blaze snatched the phone away from Lightning and slapped her. "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

"Give it back!" Lightning whined, tears rolling down her face. "I was about to catch Abra!"

Blaze facepalmed and handed the phone back to Lightning. "Anyhow, that is besides the point! No Death Note in this book, Crazystar!"

Crazystar rolled her eyes and waved her hand, magically resurrecting Yellowstar. "Fine."

Blaze, Crazystar, and Lightning disappeared in a majestic flash of light.

Yellowstar descended from her den, but stared around in confusion. Everyone was gathered around the nursery, eyes glued to their smartphones. "WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!" Yellowstar shrieked.

Orangefurpaw remained focused on his phone. "The nursery is a gym, so everyone is chilling by it."

"A gym?" Yellowstar repeated. "What do you mean? I don't see any exercise equipment."

Orangefurpaw laughed. "Seriously, keep up, Mom. Everyone has the game Pokemon Go, you're a few whole days late!"

"I'VE BEEN DOING IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY DEN LIKE NAPPING AND BRUSHING MY FUR!" Yellowstar snapped.

"Wait, isn't this a crossover? Where are the MoonClan cats?" Orangefurpaw asked.

"Who cares?" Juniperfoot asked. "We're better anyways."

A/N: Crazystar here writing this chapter! Hope you guys enjoyed! :)