Warriors: The Cliché Crossover

Chapter 4

"yellgwssrar! I anm jhere to chdallenge yrnu!" glodhart sed loudfuy. 

"How are you even pronouncing any of that?" Yellowstar scoffed, though she was secretly mildly impressed that he'd been able to do so.

[Goldheart I swear I will slap you]

Darkshadow padded up beside his clanmate, standing beside him defiantly. "This is our greatest warrior, and he is here to battle you for rulership!

"Why do we have to argue?" Quietheart asked quietly, staring down at her paws, "I wish we could all just bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy <3"

[Cats don't bake cake, and they definitely don't quote movie franchises, Quietheart.]

Darkshadow growled under his breath. "Will you fight him or not, Yellowstar?"

Yellowstar narrowed her eyes at him. "Fine, then. I'll fight him, but don't you dare insult Mean Girls."

[I just - ugh, never mind. Goldheart, just attack her already.]

[Guys no I got this]

"Pfft, you don't need him," Firestorm declared, then before anyone could stop him, he rushed forward and slit Yellowstar's throat, killing her 100,000,000 times in a row. "There!"

[FIRESTORM WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. THAT'S IT, I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS ROLE-PLAY!]

Darkshadow jumped on Firestorm, killing him with a swift swipe of his claws, and snarling at the tom as he lay bleeding in front of him. Moonmoon pranced over to him, picked up the body, and pranced away again.

=== @FirestormTheGreatest Has been kicked from The MoonClan Roleplay ===

Yellowstar was suddenly resurrected, and blinked as the tom vanished from all existence. "...Cool!"

"wy wuld yoo do taht?" glodhart grawlud, un-sheathng hs clahs an turnign to fas drkshedow. "seh aus amost ded!!"

Birdwing skipped up to them, holding an active land mine in her jaws. "Hey guys!" She exclaimed in a muffled voice.

[Guys, for the last time, cats don't know about these things. Loststar will hear about this.]

Darkshadow hissed in surprise at the she-cat, suddenly realizing how much she reminded him of his deep, dark secret. "Who're you? I've never seen you before."

[Calm down, Draco Meowfoy]

"I've been here the whole time," Birdwing shrugged, as if it were completely obvious, and then looked over at Yellowstar, suddenly blushing. Yellowstar choked on the liquid awesomeness she'd been drinking.

[First of all, that pun was physically painful. Second of all, I think there may be something that you forgot to put down in your character form]

"Alright, fine!" Darkshadow snapped, "It's obvious that our Clans can't win in a fight together, so we don't we propose a treaty? Yellowstar, if your Clan stays away from our Clan, then there doesn't have to be any argument."

Yellowstar paused for a moment, thinking about his proposition. "Only if you admit that MoonClan is lame."

[I have no idea what you're talking about, Darkshadow]

Birdwind swished her tail with impatience, bored of the conversation, and then went to hit on every ThunderClan she-cat within a three hundred foot radius.

[-.-]

"Fine," Darkshadow huffed in exasperation, "MoonClan is lame. Will you be our ally now?"

"Hmm," Yellowstar mumbled, scratching her chin thoughtfully. "After a moment of consideration, I have decided that-"

"WAIT!" Screeched a tan tom, streaking towards the Clan cats with impressive speed. He stopped in front of them abruptly, not even slightly out of breath, and turned to look at Yellowstar. "Don't do this! If we join together, we can destroy MoonClan, once and for all!"

[Oh hey, dude! How's it going?]

Darkshadow snarled with animosity for the cream-colored tom, flexing his claws as if preparing to leap at his throat at any given moment. Yellowstar stared at the two in confusion.

[Pretty good! How about you? Been up to anything fun lately?]

The tan tom, Wind, screeched at the opposing warrior, eyes glowed with unmasked hatred. He lashed his tail furiously. "Darkshadow!" He spat, "I should have killed you when I had the chance!"

"Wait, wait, wait," Yellowstar interrupted, stepping between the two toms and carelessly examine her claws. "Your name is Wind?"

"Yeah," Wind frowned, turning back to his potential ally against MoonClan, whose wished to destroy. "How did you know that?"

"Read the text," Yellowstar shrugged, which looked extremely unnatural, then looked at each of the toms in turn. "No, but really, your name's actually Wind?"

"Do you have a problem with it?" Wind growled.

Yellowstar snickered. "Is that why you're not in a Clan? Were all of the other cats bothered by your wind?"

[YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. I'M DONE. YELLOWSTAR, GET OUT OF THIS ROLEPLAY]

Darkshadow finally snapped, violently attacking Yellowstar and killing her too.

=== @YellowstarWFE Has been kicked from The MoonClan Roleplay ===

[Ugh, finally.]

=== @YellowstarWFE Has returned to the plain of existence ===

[Wait, what's happening?]

Darkshadow looked up, suddenly noticing the giant swirling time vortex that had appeared above his head.

[OMG I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!]

=== Jake from State farm has spawned in your realm ===

[WHOEVER'S DOING THIS IT ISN'T FUNNY!]

=== The universe is schedules to implode in [6.7] seconds ===

[ALRIGHT, FINE! YOU WIN!]

The swirling time vortex disappeared just as suddenly as it had appeared, and Yellowstar reappeared in front of Darkshadow wearing a hula skirt. "Well this has been enlightening," She yawned, "Come on ThunderClan, we've got another rave to go to." 

With that, Yellowstar and her Clan skipped off towards the ThunderClan camp, leaving MoonClan distraught and utterly confused.

The end.

I AM THE PUN LORD!

~Frost

Frost, that is absolutely nothing like how Glodhart types. You offend Glodhart. His writing is to be understandable. Yoo no laice dish.

~ Duskie