Warriors: The Cliché Crossover

Chapter 9

Juniperfoot let out a whoop as he drove his Jeep into the middle of MoonClan camp as the sun crept over the horizon. He laughed maniaclly, driving in a large circle and sending a cloud of dust up into the air.

[Cats don't have Jeeps!] Darkshadow opened one eye, hearing some strange noise in the middle of camp. He dismissed it as the antics of kits and went back to dreaming about mice.

Juniperfoot rolled his eyes. "I can have a Jeep if I want to!" He drove the bright pink car, with large decals of fire blasts and lightning strikes, right to the edge of the warrior den and let one wheel crush one of the corners.

Leafspot screeched as one of the wheels crushed her tail. "Get away from me, you freak!" the she-cat wailed, clutching her injured tail. "Help! Somebody help me!"

From the medicine cat den, Shadepaw's ears perked up. He grabbed some magical catmint and raced past Juniperfoot and his Jeep, darting into the warrior's den. 

"Save me!" Leafspot wailed.

Darkshadow stuffed his paws in his ears, ignoring the commotion.

Juniperfoot laughed again and backed up his Jeep, squishing one of Amethystglimmer's two remaining kits. She was already pregnant again, so there were no worries on her running low on them. 

Shadepaw stuffed catmint into Leafspot's wound. It instantly sealed, healing with the magical powers of StarClan. 

"Thank you!" the she-cat gushed, sitting up and touching her muzzle to his cheek. "You're the best medicine cat ever."

Moonmoon's ears twitched. "I would deny that," the she-cat meowed.

Juniperfoot revved the engine of his Jeep. "C'mon, Rio! This is a crossover, not the regular Ballad book! Involve us Worst Fanfiction Ever cats."

Rudefur padded out from behind the bush. "Yeah, we're feeling a bit left out."

"Well I haven't read your book," protested Rio.  

Juniperfoot just shook his head; he reached down and pushed forward the gear shift. The Jeep started moving forward.

"No! Please no!" Rio cried in a desperate attempt to save herself.

Rudefur just shook his head. 

Juniperfoot ran over Rio, smashing down the fourth wall 

"No!" cried the pie, who was possessed by Rio. "Please click 'Revive'! I'll do anything."

You mused over the request as you held the pie an inch from your mouth. "But—but the pie," you muttered, staring at the luscious filling and thick, flaky crust.

"I'll buy you a pie or something," the pie panted, trying to squeeze out of your hand.

"Deal," you said, now grasping the pie slice with two hands so it wouldn't get away. "Now how do I get the popup up again?"

The pie shrugged despite lacking shoulders. "I dunno. Just kill another writer and/or admin again. That should work, right?"

"Can I kill Frost?" you asked eagerly.

The pie shrugged again. "IDGAF." 

"Hey, easy on the language, Rio!" you responded. You set down the pie for a moment and grabbed a waffle gun, aiming it toward Frost, who was sleeping since she decided to leave Rabbit as Rio was writing this chapter. You pulled the trigger, and Frost was—

You took your pie and ran.

Rio smiled, now revived. "Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please be sure to include the fourth wall in your prayers. Good night, and happy Fourth of July to my fellow 'Muricans."