Warriors: The Cliché Crossover

Chapter 3

Yellowstar smiled. "WHO DARE CHALLENGES THE GREAT LEADER OTH THINDERCLAN?!" She takes out her sexy Chris Hemsworth gun and shoots it.

Amethystglitter ogles at the sight of him

Teafur ogles at the sight of him

Glodhat ohles sy thw aiyjy xt hin

The fourth wall breaks and the Cloudtail admins drool

[ENGLISH, Goldheart. And who tf is the fourth wall?!] Darkshadow growls. "Take Firestorm and leave!"

Yellowfang laughs with her gun. "ThunderClan! Onwards to camp!" She yells. All her clan follows her to camp, cheering and throwing pancakes. As they get to camp, she stands on the high rock. "Attention clan-scum! Firestorm from whateverClan is joining us!"

Cheers rang out camp. They all took out their Chris Hemsworth body pillows and having a pillow fight. Yellowstar got a Thor pillow hammer and started screaming at her son.

(that's not realistic -_-) Firestorm goes to the elders den and slits Milkpelt's throat.

Darkshadow was spying on the ThunderClan cats. {FIRESTORM. YOU. CANT. KILL. PEOPLE}

The party stopped. "Milkpelt is dead!" Screeched the other Milkpelt. Orangepaw or Orangefur, who even remembers, spotted Firestorm in a pool of blood. "EVRYBODY! LETS PARTY! THE OLD HAG IS FINALLY DEAD!"

Everyone in ThunderClan started dancing to outdated songs. As the song 'Selfie' came on, all the she-cats whipped out their iPhone 89472 and started taking selfies. Anyone that had a Samsung was immediately impaled.

Orangepawfur pushed a button and a rainbow disco came down from a tree. The fourth wall of camp broke as Silver, Crazy, Duskie and Rio started belly dancing. Silver got high on catmint and started twerking on Firestorm. Crazy and Duskie was having duck face selfies and Rio, well, she started a really bad karaoke session.

{Once, there was a Roleplay. Everything was normal UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YELLOWSTAR.} Darkshadow summoned Goldheart.

Yellowstar snorted. "What's a Roleplay?" She started belly dancing with Silver. They took a poppyseed/catmint rum and laughed until they were dizzy.

Shat do yiu wany dRksoyws?" Glodhat apded tje ,wstirpud to,.

{I actually don't know what that means. -_-} Darkshadow gave a menacing smile. "Yiu are our strongest warrior. You need to challenge Yellow-what's-her-name to a fight and kill her."

"Nit i donr aanma!" Glodhat ehpted.

"You have to! Go now! Or I'll kill you!" {Just type normally or I'll kick you out.}

"Fnw. Ill fo noa jug finf eclebh me mfk jill hef."

Crazystar was busy getting crazy with impaling the Samsung users when she spotted Goldheart. "Fourth wall! Disappear!" She shouted and everyone CG admin dissappeared. The party stopped, everyone wondering where they went.

Glodhat walked up ro yhe YnknderVkma ca,p. "Yelostr i cjwLedmy uiu ro a fite!"

And just a reference if you did not understand Glodhat

"What do you want, Darkshadow?" Goldheart asked the mysterious warrior.

"No! I don't want to!" Goldheart shouted

"Fine. I'll go now, but don't expect me to kill her."

Goldheart walked up to the ThunderClan camp. "Yellowstar! I challenge you to a fight!"

I typed all of Goldheart's lines with my eyes closed

I have a Samsung Galaxy. I is offended. And iPhones suck anyhow. At least all of them except for the 6+. The screens are so damn thick. You can't have a good thick-screened phone. YOU JUST CAN'T. ~ Duskie