Warriors: The Cliché Crossover

Chapter 31

[You're all dead to me] "I CALL A CLAN MEETING!" Yellowstar bellowed.

A small selection of cats answered to her cry because everyone had forgotten the RP existed. Yellowstar was sad, poor Yellowstar, she could do with some counselling.

Princessheart [idek was that her name], Tallshadow, Missingfur, Superstar, Pebblescar, Stripefur and Silvertongue stood proudly at her meeting, with Orangefurpaw and his parental issues with Amethystglimmer a short distance behind. She was hiding from the attention.

"This really is a crossover..." she mumbled.

The Fourth Wall growled, and Yellowstar stepped well away from the hammer she would've used to break it down.

"I'm just gonna cut to the chase, none of you can RP, okay? You all suck."

Cries of defiance filled the clearing.

"Are you kidding me? Do you know how much time I put into making my plans eccentric?" Missingfur hissed.

Superstar scoffed. "Even if a high elder is a better character than me, I'm still a fantastic RPer. I'm Superstar for StarClan's sake!"

Yellowstar grunted. "Yeah, and I'm interested."

Pebblescar stepped forward, excuse in hand. "Look, I'm recovering from the reality that was my reality reality dream reality and now I'm hosting tours with a couple of idiots around the Dark Forest, does it look like I have the time to appear, ever?"

Stripefur scoffed, slapping Pebblescar. "Couple of idiots?! Yellowstar, tell him!"

"No, no he's right I'm sorry m8," Yellowstar shrugged, receiving a look of horror from the evil cat.

Silvertongue grinned. "I've been busy watching the Kardashians, that's an excuse enough."

Suddenly, Moonmoon appeared, as she always does, and handed him a letter stamped with a prestigious Pepe [oh please don't].

Yes, yes I am going there. They don't call this the Cliche Crossover for nothing.

"Read it out, then!" Yellowstar demanded.

Silvertongue cleared his throat. "Dear Silvertongue of the Shade Tribe, I am writing to you to invite you to the annual Laugh At Kardashiancry's First World Misfortune event in approximately sixty nine seconds after you read this letter. Sincerely, Pepestar."

He yipped for joy. "Well, I'm off to laugh at Kardashiancry, this RP can wait!"

Moonmoon took him away.

Yellowstar turned Orangefurpaw, glaring. "What's your excuse?"

"I currently have about 369 kits to look after, one of which has taken an interest in twerking. I'm having parental issues, aight?" he grumbled, six kits crawling on him.

Amethystglimmer purred, taking the kits away and whispering softly in his ear. "You're a terrible excuse for a father."

Yellowstar screeched. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH! YOU'RE ALL AWFUL!"

Tallshadow turned around, put on sunglasses and walked away. "I don't care."

BOOM roasted the end

~Hazel is bored lol help~