HEART OUT / SEBASTIAN STAN [✓]

fifty

marvel bitches™
[superbitch, wiener soldier, speedy gonzalez and 7+ more]

superbitch;
im so tired why are interviews already draining

mack attack;
no offence but don't get too tired yet, you have an interview just you and seb later w/ a magazine company and that'll be draining as fuck

superbitch;
exCUSE ME ???

romanoff;
we didn't wanna tell you but yeah they asked for y'all specifically

the scarlet bitch;
they'll probably question y'all a lot about sebalia

capsicle;
what are you actually gonna say? like even im confused about you two

wiener soldier;
i mean

superbitch;
well we've been dating again but we're not official again yet so idk

wiener soldier;
yeah it's confusing even for us so idek

superbitch;
i mean im in a committed relationship already. SO

the scarlet bitch;
yeah yeah, with ben affleck we know. you like to tell us that a lot it's embarrassing

superbitch;
my boy only sees BULLSHIT from ur bitch ass mouth smh

tin man;
boy ??? he is 43 ???

superbitch;
sh grandpa
fourty three shmourty three it's all the same to me
besides im 29 there are only 14 years between us

wiener soldier;
remind me why im in love with you again tho

superbitch;
something about me being irresistible and stupidly in love with you too?

(g)ruffalo;
you guys are adorable. sickening. but adorable.

superbitch;
thanks mark 💓 we lava chu

wiener soldier;
i just realised that the whole pregnancy thing brought us closer together again, like all of us, so ??? life is good

superbitch;
tELL THEM ABOUT THAT WHY DONT YOU KAHDHS ASSHOLE DIE I WAS TRYING T O FORGET

tin man;
GRANDCHILDREN
PLEASEEJHGF

speedy gonzalez;
YOURE PREGNANT AND DIDNT TELL ME IM SO OFFENDED TALIA

king chad;
THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL WHAT I CALL GODFATHER

superbitch;
we literally just slept together w/out protection and i got paranoid we don't know shit

wiener soldier;
seb jr. would be one hell of a cute kid, fair play

superbitch;
we're not naming any of our children anything you choose get out

tin man;
"any of our children"
I AM WAILING

wiener soldier;
but you plan to have children with me? so i don't care what they're called

superbitch;
god i love you

wiener soldier;
love you too baby
now come over, wear something sexy & we're going out (not drinking bc responsible work-obsessed people) tonight x

hawkhoe;
you're not even back together /yet/ and discussing actually having kids im

mack attack;
"wear something sexy" PUKES

superbitch;
you love it mackie x

mack attack;
hM

wiener soldier;
just shut up & get here😩

superbitch;
so demanding BITCH im on my way

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filler again do y'all want a written out chapter of the interview next or just like a conversation/ig post/twitter thing about what happens like after it? up to y'all
elöise