marvel bitches™ [superbitch, wiener soldier, speedy gonzalez and 7+ more]
superbitch; im so tired why are interviews already draining
mack attack; no offence but don't get too tired yet, you have an interview just you and seb later w/ a magazine company and that'll be draining as fuck
superbitch; exCUSE ME ???
romanoff; we didn't wanna tell you but yeah they asked for y'all specifically
the scarlet bitch; they'll probably question y'all a lot about sebalia
capsicle; what are you actually gonna say? like even im confused about you two
wiener soldier; i mean
superbitch; well we've been dating again but we're not official again yet so idk
wiener soldier; yeah it's confusing even for us so idek
superbitch; i mean im in a committed relationship already. SO
the scarlet bitch; yeah yeah, with ben affleck we know. you like to tell us that a lot it's embarrassing
superbitch; my boy only sees BULLSHIT from ur bitch ass mouth smh
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tin man; boy ??? he is 43 ???
superbitch; sh grandpa fourty three shmourty three it's all the same to me besides im 29 there are only 14 years between us
wiener soldier; remind me why im in love with you again tho
superbitch; something about me being irresistible and stupidly in love with you too?
(g)ruffalo; you guys are adorable. sickening. but adorable.
superbitch; thanks mark 💓 we lava chu
wiener soldier; i just realised that the whole pregnancy thing brought us closer together again, like all of us, so ??? life is good
superbitch; tELL THEM ABOUT THAT WHY DONT YOU KAHDHS ASSHOLE DIE I WAS TRYING T O FORGET
tin man; GRANDCHILDREN PLEASEEJHGF
speedy gonzalez; YOURE PREGNANT AND DIDNT TELL ME IM SO OFFENDED TALIA
king chad; THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL WHAT I CALL GODFATHER
superbitch; we literally just slept together w/out protection and i got paranoid we don't know shit
wiener soldier; seb jr. would be one hell of a cute kid, fair play
superbitch; we're not naming any of our children anything you choose get out
tin man; "any of our children" I AM WAILING
wiener soldier; but you plan to have children with me? so i don't care what they're called
superbitch; god i love you
wiener soldier; love you too baby now come over, wear something sexy & we're going out (not drinking bc responsible work-obsessed people) tonight x
hawkhoe; you're not even back together /yet/ and discussing actually having kids im
mack attack; "wear something sexy" PUKES
superbitch; you love it mackie x
mack attack; hM
wiener soldier; just shut up & get here😩
superbitch; so demanding BITCH im on my way
--- filler again do y'all want a written out chapter of the interview next or just like a conversation/ig post/twitter thing about what happens like after it? up to y'all elöise