Famous fashion icon Mac Fry, multimillionaire Potter Chip, and friend still missing
According to inside sources, the three went missing on the 28th of January, after being sighted at Mr. Chip's apartment the night before, where they held — in the words of one of the attendants — "a super turnt party duuuude (yeah! it was lit!)." The next morning, all three potatoes were nowhere to be seen.
More sources reveal that Mr. Fry and Mr. Potter (and friend) had connections with infamous mafioso Brock Lee — "dude was so huuge and he like broke into their apartment and Potter (ma main maaan) totally burnt him haaaard." The reliability of this source is doubtful however, considering that he seemed to be under heavy influence of the alcohols.
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