Mum? Hello, it's me.
Were you wondering if after all these years I'd like to meet? 'Cause no bloody way, you irresponsible child. You barely call anymore! I thought I raised you better than this!
Oh. Right. Sorry?
You think sorry's gonna make this better?! I better see a book of yours published soon, or I'm bringing you right back to the farm!
I'm sorry, mother, but I did call for a reason—
You call me after weeks and you need a reason to do so?
—mum I think I'm gay.
That was your reason? But I already know that?
What?
Yeah, I mean you looked at that farmhand the way I looked at that farmhand, don't try me, I'm your mother.
Oh. I'm... I'm gonna go to bed now. Goodnight mum. Love you. And tell dad I say the same to him.
I love you too, son. Bye bye, now.
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The Diary of a Potato
SonstigesSpater McStarch was a normal potato, with a normal life, and a normal family. He was completely, utterly normal - in every sense of the word. Unfortunately for Spater, the world has bigger plans for the young potato who spent his entire life on a fa...
