NO WORD ON THE POTATO DISAPPEARANCES AFTER THEIR REAPPEARANCE.
Five days ago, on the 6th of February, multimillionaire Potter Chip and international playpotato and fashion icon Mac Fry and friend reappeared after their mysterious disappearance on the 28th of January, after a party at their apartment. The party, where Brock Lee, an infamous mafioso was supposedly sighted, was the last place anyone heard of them, until four days ago. When they reappeared, they seemingly had no remembrance of their disappearance according to coworkers. One of Fry's coworkers stated:
"He came in after all that time and just sat down like it never happened. When we asked, he just told us 'what do you mean? I was here the past few days' even though he was no where to be found."
Was this all a play for publicity? Many believe it is. It's unlikely that they genuinely have replaced memories, but that's up for you to decide. What do you think happened to the potatoes? Subscribe for Foods Weekly for more foodie news.
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urfluffinmum says - Of course it's all bull. You don't actually think that they were kidnapped do you? They're famous potatoes, nearly on par with the Kaledashians. -13 likes- -8 dislikes-
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