Sacre bleu! Our petit Spater is going on a date!
Broooo for realsies?
Oui, for realsies, mon ami. Zhats why we are gonna stalk him.
DAAAAAMN, but isn't that rud— nahhh just kidding we gotta make sure he doesn't screw this up.
*the rest of their conversation during the remainder of the day was filled with hysterical laughter and constant cringing. camera clicks were also heard from them during this time*
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The Diary of a Potato
AcakSpater McStarch was a normal potato, with a normal life, and a normal family. He was completely, utterly normal - in every sense of the word. Unfortunately for Spater, the world has bigger plans for the young potato who spent his entire life on a fa...