Malaysia's Randomness

Colonizers? (DURIAN EDITION)

Author-san: This isn't an ask from someone, I just thought of it while I was bored.... I will always tag the people who asks, dares, imagines and other stuff~

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How does Malaysia scare of her former colonizers, Portugal, England and Japan when one of them tries to talk to you?

Malaysia: Hahahahhahahahaha!!! That's easy!

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Germany: Okay, all of jou can take a break... (A/N : please imagine their voices...)

Italy: Yay! doitsu, doitsu, let's go eat-a some pasta!!!

Germany: Fine... ///////

Romano: GET AWAY FROM MY FRATELLO! YOU POTATO BASTARDO!

Italy: Come on Japan! Let's go!

Japan: Sorry Itary.... I have to decline, I have somewhere to be now...

Italy: Oh... Okay, see ya Japan!

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America: Yo Iggy! Wanna go grab a bite?

England: You git! Lower your voice, and the answer is no.

France: Come on Angleterre, a bite won't hurt you~

England: Sorry but I have some work to do...

America: Dude, Germany gave us a break! You don't work on a break, man!

England: *already out of earshot*

France: What's up with him?

America: *shrugs*

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Spain: Hermanooooooo~ would you like to share some tomatoes with me?

Portugal: No... I have something to attend to..

Spain: Okay then, see you after the break! * looks for Romano*

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------------------And so, it BEGINS!---------------------

Singapore: I feel presences coming *stares into distance*

Brunei: Who is it Singapore?

Myanmar: I think I just saw England coming this way...

Malaysia: *freezes*

Laos: Really? I think I saw Japan... Well it looked like it was Japan...

Malaysia: I'm alright with Bang Jepun~ *continues to eat snacks*

Thailand: I'm not lying when I say that Portugal is coming this way... ana~

Malaysia: *turns into a statue*

ASEAN: *looks at Malaysia*

Malaysia: *breaths in* It's alright guys, I got this lah! Just give me a durian and a cleaver...

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Portugal: What are you doing here?

England: I could ask you the same thing... *glares*

Japan: ...

*looks at each other *

*runs to the the ASEANs*

Portugal, Japan & England: Malaysia!!!!!

*falls down*

Malaysia: Hey guys, what's up?~ *shows cleaver*

England:W-what are you doing with that?

Malaysia: Oh, nothing lah~ Just opening this durian...

Portugal: You open your durian with a cleaver?

Malaysia: I like to open it with a cleaver...

Japan: .....

Malaysia: Here, let me show you...

*starts opening the durian aggressively with cleaver*

-stabbing noises-

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Portugal & Japan: O.O *runs*

Malaysia: Why did they run away? *innocent smile* That's a shame, this durian is really good~

Malaysia: England~ ^.^

England: Y-yes?

Malaysia: Want one ah? *shows a piece*

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England: THE SMELL IS HORRID! *runs*

Malaysia: SELAMAT TINGGAL!!!! *laughs*

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Indonesia: Are they gone?

Malaysia: Yup! you guys can come out now!

*They were actually in the bushes the whole time*

Malaysia: Did any of you get it?

Timor Leste: Get what Akak?

Myanmar: I FREAKING GOT IT!

Singapore: Me too

Malaysia: WE RECORDED THE WHOLE SCENE!!!!!

ASEAN: *high fives*

Cambodia: BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL! BLACK MAIL!

Philippines: YAASSSSSSS! WE'RE GONNA MAKE THEM OUR SLAVES!

Laos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THEY ARE GONNA BE OUR PETS!

Indonesia: WE'RE GONNA BE RICH! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Brunei:.... Idk.... hahahahaha? *sweats*

Vietnam: Why are we friends with them again? -_-

Thailand: I find them rather amusing... ana~ ^.^

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Author-san: Ain't that an awesome scenario? *innocent smile* I hope you guys liked it!

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