Jayne's Bakery

cinq

Ring Ring Ring

"Aurora"

"Yes dearest William"

"You came into the bakery today"

"I did but I didn't think I saw you"

"You didn't. I was in the back helping with the orders"

"How did you know I was there then? I literally went in ordered a bagel, got my bagel, left again"

"Would you believe me if I said I could sense you?"

"no."

"Well then that could have been super cool but nooo you just have to spoil all of my fun-"

"WILLIAM GET TO YOUR POINT BEFORE I SLAP YOU"

"You can't slap people through a phone Rory"

"Please god I'm begging you; get to your point"

"Oh yeah, I knew you were there because I heard your voice and I was all I recognise those whiney tones"

"..."

"..."

"Shut up, I never liked you anyway"

"You love me"

"Nah I think I'll pass"

"Ah babe you wound me"

"Good anyway I got to go. TTYL cupcake"

"Nice Winne the Pooh reference I'm proud"

"Your welcome"

"Oh before you go I need to tell you something"

"What's up? you dying?"

"No but my boss might kill me if we keep this up"

"So you are dying?"

"Haha so funny I almost forgot to laugh"

"Yo bro, the 90's called, they want their insult back"

"..."

"..."

"Anywhore, she more or less told me that if I don't quit talking to you on the work phone she's take away my employee discount away and I ain't fucking with that Rory-saurus,"

"k."

"She said as much as she adores watching young love bloom she doesn't like paying me to do nothing."

"I would feel the same if I were you're boss but then if you weren't talking to me who would you talk to"

"Shut up. Anyway I have decided we need each other's mobile numbers"

"You already have mine"

"what?"

"You have been calling my mobile from your work phone this whole time you muppet, all you need to do is copy the number to your phone and bam next level friendship"

"I'm not a muppet"

"yes you are"

"shhh, well with that over you can go now"

"well thanks for the dismissal, you know this isn't the fifteenth centur-"

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