"Hey ugly"
"You wound me Rory Andrews"
"You know I secretly love you"
"I do. Now come here, I've missed you"
"I've only been gone a week, and I facetimed you."
"I know but still I've missed looking at your physical face not just your virtual one ... anyway how was the big move"
"It was alright. Painful saying goodbye to my childhood home but it's a good thing. I'm glad Dad's moving on. It's been 5 years since Mum passed"
"Oh yeah? I take it the love hunt is going well then"
"It's going for sure. Nate's got him on a dating site for over 50's which makes me feel all kinds of gross"
"Ah yes, Nathan Andrews, my number 1 fan"
"Shut up. He's not bad"
"He does seemed to hate me less recently"
"Do I need to smack you, you know I will..."
"Calm down sassy pants I'm just kidding"
"Whatever... tell me if anything interesting has happened since I've been gone"
"And by that you mean..."
"HAS SAMUEL ASKED JENNIFER YET OR NOT"
"Jesus Christ lady"
"William..."
"Look he hasn't, he tried about 2 nights ago but chickened out last minute"
"Pussy"
"I love you have I told you that recently?"
"Hummm lemme think..."
"Stop teasing me and give your fiance a proper fucking hello"
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lololololol 'lil l8 amirite
whatever i'm not in the mood to explain myself when there is legit no excuses for not updating in 8 months but ya know i got the inspo and decided the maybe this could be a good way to end.
It also gives possibilities for future story (bet your wondering if the sam and jen in this is the same sam and jen in chapters sept and huit - i'm not saying anything)
anyway it's been a pleasure fuckers
i love y'all
YOU ARE READING
Jayne's Bakery
KurzgeschichtenRing Ring Ring "hello, Ja-" "Ben, hi, I'm really worried, James hasn't called me back-" "Um, I don't think..." "and I know it's silly, we haven't even had a second date yet and I thought the first went really well and-" "Excuse me, this isn't..." "...
