Did you fart?, Cause you blew me away
Are you parents retarded?, Cause you sure are special!
My love for you is like diarrahia..... I can't hold it in
Do you have a library card? Cause I'd like to sign you out
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you
Did you have lucky charms for breaky? Cause you look magically delicous
Are those sapce pants? Cause your bum is out of this world
Don't believe in love at first site? should I walk by again?
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only Ten I See
My name is'nt Elmo! But you can tickle me anytime you want to!
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