Requested by @Purplemonkey016
Please do not take any of these offensively they are not aimed for that
_______________1) yo mama is so fat she makes one direction go another direction!(CAN'T HAPPEN)
2) Yo mama is so smelly that when she stands next to a skunk the skunk smells sweet
3) Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off people thinks she's backing up
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