1000 Funny Jokes

29) dumb ways to die

Dumb Ways To Die

1)Listening to Justin Bieber for too long. (This has actually been proven!)

2)Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu

3) giving your address to a stranger or putting it online

4) playing a video game for to long. You start to think life is a video game!

5) choking on your own tongue

6) trying to eat a burger in one bite, then choking

7) getting stuck In a tanning booth

8) after meeting One Direction!

9) having drugs (personally I think ur dumb to take drugs)

10) getting a cat and your allergic!