1000 Funny Jokes

153) Puns

Requested by @teenageweirdo

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Puns.

1- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

2- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

3- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

4- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

5- I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

6- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

7- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

8- If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

9- If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

10- I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.