Requested by @money123456
Also they requested 'laugh until you cry' so u just looked that up and used what I found. You probably won't cry tho. Just saying so don't send hate! Please!
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1- Ok. 2 people are walking in a forest.
They look down, and they see some tracks.
Person #1: It's wolf tracks!
Person #2: It's deer tracks!
Person #1: No, it's wolf tracks.
Person #2: Are you blind? It's obviously deer tracks...
Half an hour later, they are hit by a train...
2- so a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says no, and the duck walks away. next day, the duck walks back into the bar and says, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says no again, and the duck walks away. about 6 hours later, the duck walks back in and asks yet again, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says, "no, we still dont have any grapes. if you ever ask me for grapes again, ill nail your feet to the floor!" so the duck walks out. about an hour later, the duck comes back in and says, "do you have any nails?" the bartender says no, and then the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?"
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1000 Funny Jokes
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