15) knock knock jokes ;)

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Here are 5 knock knock jokes for @AmberHalls5


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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!



. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.

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