(these are JOKES! please do not take offensivelyely! )
Anyone who told you to be yourself, gave you the WRONG advice
You're the reason God created the middle finger
Your like a light switch, even a little kid could turn you on
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm intrested.
If you want to get laid, crawl up a chickens Bum and wait....
When I saw your face, I nearly fainted, But I told myself 'Don't worry, It's just a nightmare'
Your the best at all you do. And all you do is make people Hate You
THE EARTH IS FULL, GO HOME
You must have been born on a high way, Cause that's were all the accidents happen.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have 5 Fingers, The 3rd Ones for YOU
Learn for your parents mistake--- Use Birth control
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God mede ma Pretty, What happened to You?
God made me Coke, God made me Pepsi, God made me, oh so Sexy, God mad lakes, God made you... Oh well we all make mistakes
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1000 Funny Jokes
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